Wager Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wager jokes. Read wager patrons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wager challenge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Wager Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm...

...he announces to everyone in the bar that his dog can talk and he will make a $1000 bet with anyone who doesn't believe him. The bartender saw this as a great opportunity so he took the man up on the wager.

The man looks at the dog and says, "What is the top of a house called?" The dog said, "Roof."

Quite annoyed the bartender vented his grief in defeat. "Well, how bout a different word, double or nothing?" the man said. The bartender begrudgingly accepted as the man asked, "Who was the greatest baseball player ever?"

In a muffled response the dog said, "Ruth."

Furious, the bartender grabbed the man and the dog and threw them out the bar. As they landed on the sidewalk, the dog looked at the man with a puzzled look. "DiMaggio?"

I noticed in Canada websites end in .ca, in the U.S. with .com.

I'm willing to wager that in Russia it ends with -cam.

What do you call it when an Englishman decides to place a 1 pound wager on Croatia to win?

Quid pro Cro

The science behind Pedro Pascal.

After finishing the latest Game of Thrones episode, I started to question Pascal's wager; how many kiloPascals does it take to crush a Pascal?

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the wager odds puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working wager drinkers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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