Wage Jokes
85 wage jokes and hilarious wage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you ever feel like a wage slave? This article explores the truth about wages and takes a humorous look at the wage gap, minimum wage, living wage, productivity, job, and paycheck. Read on to learn more about the realities of earning a wage.
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Funniest Wage Short Jokes
Short wage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wage humour may include short salary jokes also.
- My girlfriend was telling me all about the gender wage gap... It was really informative. I thanked her for her 1.56 cents.
- TIL cow tipping is an urban myth. Apparently, the farmers just pay them a competitive wage.
- My grandfather used to circumcise elephants for a living. The wages were poor, but the tips were enormous.
- The reason for the wage gap is that men have high paying jobs like doctor, lawyer, etc. while women usually have lower paying jobs... ...like female doctor, female lawyer, etc.
- What did spiderman say when he worked at MacDonalds? With minimum wage comes minimum responsibility.
- Pay me what I'm worth! I once asked my boss for a raise.
He asked me how much I wanted.
"Just pay me what I'm worth," I said.
He replied, "I can't. There's a minimum wage law." - If my wife had a dollar for every joke she made about the wage gap... She would have 77 cents
- The wage gap is sexist, because a woman gets 70 cents for every dollar a man makes... ... then the man is only left with 30 cents. That's messed up.
- At the job interview, I asked what is the salary like. They said I'll start at minimum wage and make double of that in two years. Ok, I'll be back in two years.
- Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
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Wage One Liners
Which wage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wage? I can suggest the ones about labor and paycheck.
- If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?
- What's the difference between a bench and the minimum wage? A bench can support a family.
- How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage.
- How to fix the wage gap. Wagegap
- I've got some good news for small mothers... They're raising the mini mum wage next year!
- People really should stop tipping cows. They deserve a decent hourly wage!
- Why did the employee's paycheck smell like parsley? Their boss had garnished their wages
- Where does Santa send the elves' wages? To the snow bank.
- Echidnas are like minimum-wage wait staff. They work four tips.
- What do you call forfeiting a game of monopoly? Wage quitting
- What time do wage slaves wake up for work? Poor thirty
- What is the secret to staying thin? Minimum wage.
- Being an Uber driver is the best... ...way of working below minimum wage...
- The wage gap. For every dollar a man earns, a woman spends 89 cents.
- [Christian humour] What is the wages of procrastination? D/E/F
Minimum Wage Jokes
Here is a list of funny minimum wage jokes and even better minimum wage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage
- Why is Tom Brady against raising the federal minimum wage? He doesn't want things to get too inflated.
- "Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day
- What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
- Why do people keep saying little mothers need more money? Oh, that's not what people mean by "minimum wage"?
- We should maga Let's start with:
-affordable healthcare
-reasonable gun laws
-liveable minimum wages - Amazon pays less taxes than the average person making minimum wage. I guess the jokes on us.
- How can we help hard working, tiny mothers? By raising the mini-mum wage.
- if your making $1300/month minimum wage at your job. dont worry Your making 23,400/month in mexico.
- What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!
Wage Gap Jokes
Here is a list of funny wage gap jokes and even better wage gap puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- For my next Halloween costume I'll need to physically disappear out of existence... I'll be the wage gap.
- If I had a dollar for every intelligent person who believed in the wage gap I'd have 77 cents
- What's the link between Harry Potter and the wage gap? Both are fiction.
- What do unicorns and the wage gap have in common They're both made up.
- Wage gap is natural. Every woman is born with a wage gap.
- How can there be a wage gap... if gender is a social construct?
- What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common? They're both myths.
- Researchers Find Amelia Earhart Wreckage At Bottom Of Wage Gap
Hourly Wage Jokes
Here is a list of funny hourly wage jokes and even better hourly wage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A janitor walks into a bar.. It's after hours and closed. He is only there to clean it. He of course doesn't make a living wage and can;t afford a drink there,
Living Wage Jokes
Here is a list of funny living wage jokes and even better living wage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Jeff Bezos has announced that he will start paying a living wage Or as his lawyer called it,"alimony."
Happy Wage Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about wage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pay raise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wage pranks.
A man owned a small farm
A man owned a small farm near Maddock. The North Dakota Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.
"Well, there's my field hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works here about 18 hours a day. He makes $10 a week and I go into town and buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night," replied the farmer.
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.
"That would be me," replied the farmer sadly.
The wages of sin is death
But hey, at least I got a job.
I guess some things will never change...
I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is $400 a week.
"I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied,
"With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."
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How much does d**... make an hour?
Minimeme wage
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A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having s**... with the register
He came into some money
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I am campaigning to end child s**... slavery!!!
I want to ensure they are all payed a fair wage.
The wages of sin is death, but...
...by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
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After looking over the BBC wage list on thing has become clear...
Women knowing nothing about cars or football is really hurting their income
My part-time waitress girlfriend wants to buy nothing but designer outfits...
.. I told her to "act her wage".
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The recent rise in minimum wage is a bit sexist...
What about the mini dads?
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When I went to visit Israel I noticed that the Rabbi who does all the circumcisions probably has the worst job in the country and only makes minimum wage
He gets a lot of tips though
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If I had a penny for every time a feminist mentioned the wage gap...
The wage gap would be real
I think it's inappropriate for men to make fun of the gender wage gap; to ignore and minimize it, or to make cheap jokes about it.
Also, you could easily find some women to make those same jokes way cheaper.
Two guys from New York go on a cross-country trip and end up walking into a bar in Kansas.
After a few too many drinks, one of the guys asks the bartender, "Hey, can you tell us how to go cow tipping?" "I'm sorry, gentlemen. Cow tipping is simply an urban myth," the bartender explains. "The farmers actually pay them a competitive wage."
A female coworker told me that men will never know how labor feels...
I said, Well, women will never know how earning equal wage will feel.
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If you think the wage gap doesn't exist
For every $1.00 a man makes women get 100 cents, believe it doesn't exist still?
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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't. They pay an i**... immigrant well below minimum wage, lie that they did and then blame it on the Democrats.
A Man Asks a Mohel if he Makes a lot of money.
"Well, no..." The mohel says.
"Then how do you make a living?" the man asks.
The mohel answers,
"Well, I don't have a wage, but I always keep the tips!"
"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder...
...why did he wait so long?
The wage gap isn't real.
Men simply focus on getting the higher paying jobs like scientist, doctor, engineer. Meanwhile, women tend to go towards the lower paying jobs, like female scientist, female doctor and female engineer.
