Wag Tails Jokes
28 wag tails jokes and hilarious wag tails puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wag tails that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Wag Tails Short Jokes
Short wag tails jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The wag tails humour may include short tail wagging jokes also.
- I think my goldfish likes it when I take him out of his bowl… He sure wags his tail a lot…
- clever dog Bloke walks into a pub and sees a dog playing poker with 3 men. "He must be a clever dog" the bloke says, "not really" says the barman "whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail"
- With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she licked my face and wagged her tail!
- Nothing says, "I don't take you seriously"... ...like your dog wagging it's tail while you scold it.
- Dogs playing poker Why are dogs bad at poker?
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand.
Why did John's dog win the poker tournament?
Because he's a Doberman. - Dog Problems My dog was having problems with his tail so I sent him to obedience school. A few weeks later there wasn't any improvement so I rang the school and found out he'd been wagging
- What do you call the condition where a dog uncontrollably wags its tail? Barkinson's Disease
- Sent my stool sample to the lab today... ...he just wagged his tail and asked for seconds.
- There were so many posts about being friend zoned, so I went and told my best friend I love her, and she licked my face and wagged her tail.😁
- When a male dog wags his tail he is excited. When a female dog wags her tail she is... A stripper
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Wag Tails One Liners
Which wag tails one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with wag tails? I can suggest the ones about dog tail and paws.
- I just told my best friend I loved her. She wagged her tail and licked my face.
- Why do dogs wag their tails? 'Cause nobody else will do it for them.
- How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
- The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
- If the tails wagging it is not r**....
Wag Tails Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about wag tails you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tails jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make wag tails pranks.
True Story: I found a note on my doorstep today.
Opening it, I was excited to see a riddle!
It read:
"What dog has legs
But cannot run.
A tail,
It cannot wag,
A mouth,
But cannot bark,
A nose,
But cannot smell?"
I love riddles. Before reading the answer, I sat down with my wife and we spent a while pondering the possible answers.
Eventually, curiosity overcame us. We turned over the note to see the answer.
It read:
"Your dog.
I'm really sorry.
I ran it over."
I hate riddles.
How do you know if a dog is male or female?
s**... its head.
If he wags his tail, it's male.
If she wags her tail, it's female.
A man took his dog to the movie with him...
...and during the movie the dog howled with laughter at the jokes, wagged his tail merrily and at the end put his paws together and applauded. The movie staff saw this and were bewildered so after the movie one of the ushers approached the man and said to him, "We were all amazed, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie." And the man said, "I know, it's so weird! He hated the book."
The intelligent dog
Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero's escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued.
Excuse me, she said, tapping Roxy's owner on the shoulder, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it!
Yes, he's surprised me, too, said the owner. He hated the book.
Smart dog
A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!".
The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"
Entering a friend's home for his weekly poker game, Slick is amazed to see a dog sitting at the table.
He's even more surprised when the dog wins the first hand with a full house, and takes the second with a royal flush.
"This is unreal," Slick says after the dog wins the next two hands. "He's got to be only dog in the world that can play like that."
"Aw, he's not so great," says the host. "There's a dog in Las Vegas who doesn't wag his tail every time he gets a good hand."
Invited to a private poke game...
A man was invited to a private poker game. When he arrived he saw that the game had already begun. Sitting at the table were four guys and a dog. More than a little surprised, he said, That must be a pretty smart dog to play poker. He ain't so smart, one of the guys said, Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.
My boss has some winners, but I always get a chuckle from this one. (Pretty Long)
A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man sits down, and his dog follows in suit. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The man orders a shot of whiskey and drinks it as soon as the glass hits the bar. "That'll be $3.50." the bartender says promptly. "What if I told you that my dog is able to talk? Would you let me drink for free?" The bartender quickly rebuts. "A talking dog? Sure, why not" So the man looks to his dog and asks Ol' Scruffy; "Scruffy! Tell this barkeep what keeps this bar dry during rainy days" "Ruff!" the dog says. The bartender, now frustrated, says "Ok Pal, Where's my $3.50?" The man waves him off and explains that Scruffy is merely jesting and orders another shot, which the bartender pours and watches the shot disappear. "Ok Scruffy, who is the greatest baseball player that has ever played the game?" "Ruff!" The dog replies with a wagging tail. The bartender now gets fed up with the man and his "talking" dog and throws them to the street. The man gets up, wipes his face and looks to Scruffy. Scruffy looks up and says "Well, I guess I should have said Joe DiMaggio"