Waffle Jokes

Funniest Waffle Short Jokes

Short waffle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The waffle humour may include short pancakes jokes also.

1. What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego
   ^^San-dee-eygo
   ^^^^sandee-eygo
   ^^^^^sandy-eggo
   ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out
2. This morning for breakfast, I made a Belgian waffle. For lunch, I'm planning to make a dutch person uncomfortable.
3. What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego
   (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
4. What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox? "Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo?"
5. What do you call a law-abiding Middle Eastern waffle shop that caters to police officers, but tastes horrible? Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"
6. Quaker surprised me about how decisive they were when canceling aunt Jemima. I expected them to waffle.
7. One time a kid offered me a San Diego waffle. Had no idea what it was, so I said sure. So he hands me an Eggo waffle covered in sand. I didnt wanna look like an idiot, so I ate it.
8. What city has the most people eating waffles on the beach? San Diego
9. What do you call an Eggo that burps? A belching waffle.
10. What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach? A sandyeggo

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Waffle One Liners

Which waffle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with waffle? I can suggest the ones about omelette and waddles.

1. What do you call a waffle on a California beach? A Sandy Eggo.
   
2. TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego
3. How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips? She was trying to read the waffle iron.
4. What's the best part of a waffle? The w. Without it it's just awful.
5. What did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes? Oh how waffle!
6. Hagrid is so fat The Sorting Hat put him in the Waffle House
7. What do you call a waffle on the beach? A San Diego
8. Today I bought some frozen waffles, and it said "2 packs inside" I knew he wasn't dead.
9. What do you call a waffle found on the beach? Sandy eggo
10. What do you call a waffle that has gas? A belchin' waffle
11. What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego
12. What has four teeth and eight legs? The night shift at the Waffle House
13. Belgian Waffle Today I made a Belgian Waffle, and a Frenchman talk rubbish.
14. What city will you find waffles thrown on the beach? San Diego
15. Roses are red Tulips are too
    I like eating waffles
    But not when they're blue

Waffle House Jokes

Here is a list of funny waffle house jokes and even better waffle house puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Next time you're at a Waffle House, ask for the Kennedy special. It's a hashbrown double capped.
• What happens when you manage a waffle house too long? You get eggotistical
• Did you hear about the Waffle House killer? I heard he started out as a cereal killer but he must have still been hungry :(
• Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!
• If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!
• What does a coffee p**... say when it's feeling sorry for itself? Pour me...
  :-/
  Courtesy Waffle House marketing team from an email i received today.
• We throw around the word "hero" so much nowadays.... What about all the other times this week when someone had to tackle a n**... guy in a waffle house at 3am?

Pancake And Waffle Jokes

Here is a list of funny pancake and waffle jokes and even better pancake and waffle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was going to make pancakes, then I wasn't… Then I was.
  Then I wasn't.
  Then I was.
  Now, it looks like I'm just waffling…
• Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party? He was a square.
• I really feel like having some pancakes... maybe I don't...I just can't stop waffling.
• Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake? The pancakes was flattered.
• Why are waffles healthier than pancakes? Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.

Waffle Iron Jokes

Here is a list of funny waffle iron jokes and even better waffle iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!
• How did Helen Keller burn her face? She answered the waffle iron.
  How did she burn the other side?
  They called back.
• How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? She tried to read the waffle iron.
• How did the blind man burn his fingers? Trying to read the waffle iron.
• Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
• How did Helen Keller burn her hands? She tried reading a waffle iron ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Belgian Waffle Jokes

Here is a list of funny belgian waffle jokes and even better belgian waffle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles? Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
• Beatless Polish-Belgian haiku limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket Untoasted bagel
  Waffle
• What did the Belgian n**... call themselves? The Waffle S.S.

Rib-Tickling Waffle Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about waffle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fries jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make waffle pranks.