Waffle Day Jokes
4 waffle day jokes and hilarious waffle day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about waffle day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Waffle Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good waffle day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I dropped my waffle on the beach the other day...
You know what I had?
A San Diego
What do you get Kaiser Wilhelm II for Father' 's Day?
Homemade waffles.
A duck walks in to a bar
And asks the bartender if he has any bread. Go away duck! We don't have any bread said the bartender.
The duck waddles off.
The next day the duck returns to the bar and asks the bartender if he has any bread. Go away duck! I told you we don't have any bread!
The duck again waffles off.
The following day the duck returns and before he can ask the bartender a question, the Batman flies in to a tirade, if you ask me if I have any bread I'm going to nail your bill to the bar!
The duck asks do you have any nails?
The Bartender says no.
The ducks asks do you have any bread?
It was the Milkman's last day...
It was Greg the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words."
He said, "But what's the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said 'Screw him, give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."
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