The Best 8 Wafers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wafers jokes. There are some wafers holey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wafers bread puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wafers Jokes and Puns

Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers.

They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"

"What's that in your bag?"

"A knife, a box of matchsticks, some petrol and a few sticks of dynamite"

"No, that other thing there"

"Oh, just a pack of wafers"

"I'm sorry you can't bring that into the theater"


Food contamination scandal hits the church.

Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.

From childhood, I believed air was free

But then I bought a pack of wafers...

My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers....

They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"


The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers

At risk is cross-contamination.

What do you call the wafers you get at church?

Jeez-Its

Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers

Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wafers waffle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wafers cakes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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