Wafers Jokes
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Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers.
They call them "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
Did you hear about the priest who gave his congregation noodles instead of wafers for communion?
He was a Ramen Catholic.
Food contamination scandal hits the church.
Communion wafers found to contain 0% Christ.
"What's that in your bag?"
"A knife, a box of matchsticks, some petrol and a few sticks of dynamite"
"No, that other thing there"
"Oh, just a pack of wafers"
"I'm sorry you can't bring that into the theater"
My local church recently started offering gluten-free communion wafers....
They're called "I can't believe it's not Jesus"
From childhood, I believed air was free
But then I bought a pack of wafers...
The Catholic church is considering going all-in on gluten-free wafers
At risk is cross-contamination.
What do you call the wafers you get at church?
Jeez-Its
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