Waddling Jokes
4 waddling jokes and hilarious waddling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about waddling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Waddling Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good waddling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A zookeeper loses his Bible while at work...
... A week later when he's feeding the penguins one of them waddles up to him holding his Bible in its beak.
"Praise God, it's a miracle!" says the delighted zookeeper.
"Not really," says the penguin, "Your name is written on the inside cover."
As a fat guy I never really have more pep in my step...
But I do occasionally get a little more throttle in my waddle.
My favorite pirate joke
A pirate walks into a bar with a huge wooden ships wheel stuck down the front of his pants, as he waddles up to the bar the bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that thing bother you?"
To which the pirate replies, "Gaarrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
A duck waddles into the drug store and says, Sorry, I don't have my wallet today but I really need to buy a c**.... The pharmacist chuckles, No problem, shall I just put it on your bill? The duck exclaims quacks in surprise...
Sir! What kind of a duck do you think I am?!
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