The Best 8 Wabbit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Wabbit jokes. There are some wabbit hunny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these wabbit shopkeeper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Wabbit Jokes and Puns

A little girl walked into a pet shop and asked in the sweetest lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shop keeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees to her level, asking: "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like this cute widdle bwown wabbit over here?"
The little girl leaned forward and said: "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Wittle Wabbit

little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

A little girl walks into a pet store...

A little girl walks into a pet store and approaches the clerk. "Im looking for a wabbit" she says.

The clerk, taken aback by how adorable this girl is, asks "Aww, well would you like a white wabbit, or a brown wabbit?"

The little girl replies "I dont think my python gives a thit"

Wabbit joke, A little girl walks into a pet store...

What's a wok?

It's somefing you frow at a wabbit when you haven't got a wifle.

Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars?

Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!

A little girl walks into a pet store...

and says, "I'd wike a wabbit pweathe."

The salesperson laughs and mimics the little girl's speech impediment. "Of courthe! Do you want a widdle bwown wabbit, a bwack wabbit, or a thpotted wabbit?"

The little girl says, "I don't think my thnake giveth a thit what color the wabbit ith."

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Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.

Wabbit joke, United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement.

What is a wock?

A wock is what you thwow at a wabbit when you can't find yow wifle eheheheheh.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the wabbit deer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working wabbit wittle wabbit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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