Waaaay Jokes
6 waaaay jokes and hilarious waaaay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about waaaay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Waaaay Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask waaaay too many personal questions
Like, "who's blood is this", and "where did you get it?"
There's these two Irish guys...
And it's St. Patty's Day, so the two are getting blasted. In their drunken stupor, they strike up a conversation.
The first Irishman goes, "Hey there Laddie, where are ya from?"
The second one replies, "Oh me? I'm straight from Ireland!"
The first Irishman smiles brightly, "NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
The two Irishmen down their drinks and keep chatting.
"Well, where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin!"
"NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
Again, they down their drinks as their excitement (and drunkenness) increase.
"Well, did you know Ol' Johnny Brennan?!?"
"He was one of my best friends!"
"NOOO WAAAAY! ME TOO! A round of drinks!"
While the two Irishmen are finishing their drinks, another partron comes and sits at the bar. When the bartender comes over, the newcomer says, "How's it going Mickey!"
Mickey, the bartender, replies, "Pretty good, pretty good. The O'Malley twins are drunk again."
My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive.
But, I joke about it waaaay more than her.
Clown on the shelf
Works waaaay better than a s**... elf.
I just bought a coat that's waaaay too long! :D
It suits me right down to the ground! :D
A silver lining about this Brett Kavanaugh situation
is that the phrase sober as a judge is waaaay more applicable to my life.
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