Ridiculous Vulnerable Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
Why are ten year olds wearing shorts vulnerable?
They have exposed kidneys
Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
I'm afraid of being vulnerable in front of X-Ray Technicians.
They can see right through me.
A guy(M) went to the bar with a girl(F) that was way out of his league
F: So what do you want to drink?
M: I'll just be having water.
F: You've come to a bar just to have water? Don't you wanna get drunk?
M: One question. If I get drunk and extremely vulnerable, would you take advantage of this?
F: No. Absolutely not.
M: Then what's the point of drinking then.
When a dog is in a pooping position, she's vulnerable, and she's looking to the owner to protect her.
When I do the same to my dog I get banned from the dog park
The Queen takes the Bishop, leaving the Knight in a vulnerable position.
This royal wedding is taking an unexpected turn.
The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ...
The year: 2025. Russia invades an Alaskan archipelago. Needless to say, the US government is stripped of its Aleutians.
In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten.
Someone needs to kill them too.
What do you call the DOOD who lEaVeS his door OPEN?
A vulnerable piddlywack!
Why did Kevin Spacey cross the road?
To prey on vulnerable young boys.
Why are male Pokémon more vulnerable to attack than female Pokémon?
Pokéb**....
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