Vulnerable Jokes
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Why are ten year olds wearing shorts vulnerable?
They have exposed kidneys
Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.
I'm afraid of being vulnerable in front of X-Ray Technicians.
They can see right through me.
A guy(M) went to the bar with a girl(F) that was way out of his league
F: So what do you want to drink?
M: I'll just be having water.
F: You've come to a bar just to have water? Don't you wanna get drunk?
M: One question. If I get drunk and extremely vulnerable, would you take advantage of this?
F: No. Absolutely not.
M: Then what's the point of drinking then.
When a dog is in a p**... position, she's vulnerable, and she's looking to the owner to protect her.
When I do the same to my dog I get banned from the dog park
The Queen takes the Bishop, leaving the Knight in a vulnerable position.
This royal wedding is taking an unexpected turn.
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