The Best 7 Vulcan Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vulcan jokes. There are some vulcan lawsuits jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vulcan spock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vulcan Jokes and Puns

Q: What is vulcanized rubber?

A: Spock's birth control.

What do Vulcan Lesbians use to have sex?

A Klingon

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?


What do you call a Vulcan sheep?


I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London

He had a Spockney accent.

how do you know if a vulcano has a STD?

You will have a burning sensation after you did the deed

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vulcan apollo jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vulcan wai piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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