The Best 16 Voyage Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voyage jokes. There are some voyage pacific jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voyage enterprise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Voyage Jokes and Puns

Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.

It's called a Ted Cruise

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship...

A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like penises. "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.

"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like penises. I don't like it," he says.

The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."

I wish my name was Voyager 2...

So I could have the first encounter with Uranus

I think NASA's Voyager is one of the best things humans have ever made. Actually, you know what? I'll just say it..

It's the most far out thing we've ever made.

My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot "that ship is going to sink!". He was ignored. But he kept it up "Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!"

Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..

"I must have taken Leif off my census."

What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Probably, "Bond Voyage."

Voyage joke, What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?

Potty Training

Potty training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...

At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone's crying and wet.

The King of Slaveria fancied himself quite the Casanova

He was renowned throughout the lands for his voracious sexual appetite, and never travelled anywhere without at least a half a dozen concubines in his royal entourage. It so happened that on a voyage to survey his lands across the sea that his royal ship ran into a hurricane and sank. All were lost save the King and his Royal Jester who managed to make it to a small desert island. Well, it wasn't long before the King was at his wit's end.....

The Titanic II is set to make its maiden voyage in 2022

At least they won't have to worry about icebergs, do to global warming.

How come you never see third class mail?

Third class envelopes are disproportionately likely to be lost in the voyage.

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What did mama terrorist say to her son when he went traveling?

Bomb voyage.

I heard the Titanic II is going on its maiden voyage soon.

No way I'd set foot on that thing. Miss me with that ship.

Yo mama's so fat...

when the bank asks you a security question they don't ask for her maiden name, they ask for the date of her maiden voyage

My skeleton took some time of for halloween

Bone voyage I said

What did the terrorist say before he exploded himself in Paris?

Bomb voyage!

Voyage joke, What did the terrorist say before he exploded himself in Paris?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the voyage trip puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working voyage journey piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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