Voyage Jokes
10 voyage jokes and hilarious voyage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about voyage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Take a break from seasickness, sunburn, and swabbing the deck with these funny jokes about voyages by sea. Laugh your way across the ocean with bon voyage puns and classic galley humor that will have you setting sail for a good time!
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carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.
It's called a Ted Cruise
A man joins a ship's crew as a cook
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship...
A man finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen. Everything seems good except in the pantry he finds several bags of potatoes that are all shaped like p**.... "That's weird," he thinks as he goes and finds the captain.
"Hey, captain, what's with all the potatoes looking like p**.... I don't like it," he says.
The captain replies, "Well you can't change it. This is a dictatorship."
I wish my name was Voyager 2...
So I could have the first encounter with Uranus
I think NASA's Voyager is one of the best things humans have ever made. Actually, you know what? I'll just say it..
It's the most far out thing we've ever made.
My Grandfather saw the Titanic. He shouted loudly to all within earshot "that ship is going to sink!". He was ignored. But he kept it up "Mark my words. That ship will sink on her maiden voyage!"
Eventually the ushers threw him out of the theater.
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologized profusely, saying…..
"I must have taken Leif off my census."
What did the voyager 2 satellite say to neptune after it passed Saturn?
I see Uranus!
What is the name of Daniel Craig's last movie?
Probably, "Bond Voyage."
p**... Training
p**... training my toddler can be likened to the maiden voyage of the Titanic...
At the beginning we are hopeful and excited but by the end everyone's crying and wet.
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