Vowel Jokes
86 vowel jokes and hilarious vowel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vowel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vowel Short Jokes
Short vowel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vowel humour may include short vocal jokes also.
- This is a bit wordy… I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
- *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
DOCTOR: You mean constipated
ME: No I've had a vowel movement
DOCTOR: Get out - Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!" The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."
- I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
- I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday. Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.
- I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y." The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
- I ate an expired can of alphabet soup... Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
- I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
- We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths. Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.
- I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday. I just had the largest vowel movement...
I'll see myself out.
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Vowel One Liners
Which vowel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vowel? I can suggest the ones about pronunciation and syllables.
- "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Sometimes." - I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
- Why is "o" the noisiest vowel? All the others are in audible.
- I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
- I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement.
- I ate four cans of alphabet soup I later took the biggest vowel movement ever
- I love u It's my favourite vowel.
- So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today.. I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.
- I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
- British English has only three vowels : A, I , O. They have left E.U.
- I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup... Then I had a massive vowel movement
- Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar
- British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U
- Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry? Irritable vowel syndrome.
- What did the one vowel say to the other? We're not so different, "u" and "i."
Hilarious Vowel Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about vowel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vowel pranks.
I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup
and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.
Vanna White's birthday is today...
Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements.
E....I...O...U...Y....A
ugh, vowel movement. Sorry
TOFU by using the wrong vowel
After eating four cans of alphabet soup
I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss
What do you call a content vowel?
A Cheerio.
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
I just took a huge shot
It was quite a vowel movement!
I love u
It's my favorite vowel
Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'."
I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
I had to stop eating alphabet soup.
I kept developing a vowel blockage.
I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.
I'm going to have the best vowel movement.
I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
I love linguistics
Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements.
Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday....
He kept shouting, "A, E, I, O, U".
"What's wrong?", I asked him.
To which he responded, "Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."
People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel
but I think that's just a myth
I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner...
I had a really good vowel movement the next day.
Why didn't the birdwatcher have to buy a vowel when he was on the Wheel of Fortune?
Because he had a sparrow.
I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.
I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.
Me and my mate have just been fighting over which is the best vowel.
I won.
Wheel of Fortune
Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel
What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?
RNC PR BS
Why did the letter go into the restroom as an A but come out as an E?
Because it experienced Vowel Movement.
Dd y hr wht th schlmster sd t th msbhvng stdnt?
I don't know, he banned all vowel language.
What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's?
You have a vowel movement.
Just ate two bowls of alphabet soup.
I can already feel a vowel movement coming.
Last night for dinner I ate 4 bowls of alphabet soup
This morning I had a crazy vowel movement
I had 3 bowls of alphabet soup one morning.
I had the biggest vowel movement ever.
What did the vowel A say to his fellow vowel E when he borrowed money?
I O U
Did you hear about the woman that was having trouble with her keyboard?
It was the colon. It was creating irritable vowel syndrome.
I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....
It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
Doc, thanks to you, I'm no longer constopetid!!
Doctor: You mean constipated, right?
Man: No, I've had a vowel movement.
I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.
I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"
Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?
He tried to rent a vowel.
Ate 3 bowls of alphabet soup earlier...
Just took the biggest vowel movement.
What do you call it when you can only say vowels?
A vowel movement or in-consonants.
Yoda's short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with d**... in the title.
It's pretty clear he was Italian.
What's it called when you're really annoyed by A, E, I, O, AND U?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
Just found out I have irritable vowel syndrome...
Every time U tell me I have to do something it irritates the $h*t out of me.
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
My wife and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
I won.
I ate a lot of alphabet soup ..
.. and later had a large vowel movement.
Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules.
Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.
erielf, erilef, reilef, relief
I got relief through a vowel movement.
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
I won.
The A went to the bathroom and come out an E .
It must have had a vowel movement.
Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
What do you call an introverted vowel?
Private I
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles
Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.
How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup?
You have a vowel movement
I ate some alphabet soup and some laxatives for lunch
I'm about to have a vowel movement
Why do the vowels refuse to acknowledge their sixth member?
They don't know why
