The Best 38 Vowels Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vowels jokes. There are some vowels vowel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vowels verb puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vowels Jokes and Puns

e.e. cummings went into a store to buy 17 pounds worth of goods.

He forgot his wallet, but he took his pen and wrote four words down on an accounting ledger. i'm not gonna tell you what the words were, but they paid the bill and he got two vowels and a capital back.

Alphabet soup

Good for your vowels.

What did the alphabet master say when his apprentice dropped his vowels?

I've got my I on U.

Vowels joke, What did the alphabet master say when his apprentice dropped his vowels?

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

[OC] A cold bear

Did you know that when a bear gets cold it loses control of its vowels and becomes a brrrr?

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

I was better after I evacuated my vowels.

Vowels joke, I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O

They left E U

Brexit's new vowels


Since it left E U

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

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Anyone know Native American vowels?

E,I,O,U,A! Y?

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Why do Arts and Entertainment loan requests contain so many vowels?

Because they're AE IOU's, that's Y.

Why couldn't Albert Einstein's dad teach him about vowels?

Cuz he didn't want to pay him when he said A.E.I.O.U.

First they came for the paragraphs. Then they came for the sentences. Then they came for the vowels.

nd thn thy cm fr m

Vowels joke, First they came for the paragraphs. Then they came for the sentences. Then they came for the vowels.

What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?


What are the vowels of classic rock?

C, S, N, (and sometimes Y)

I came up with this today, but it's too obvious in hindsight not to be an accidental repost.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

TIL that Canadian Natives learn vowels differently than the rest of us.

We learn them "A, E, I, O, U ", and they learn them "E, I, O, U, A".

"Bananas" and "synonymous" have the same amount of Ns and vowels

They're ... basically the same.

Love is a word made up of 2 vowels, 2 consonants.....

And 2 fools.

I went on a date with an English teacher.

"How do you make out?" I asked her cheekily.

She said, "With two vowels and one consonant."

I suffer from inconsonance...

I can't control my vowels.

My friend is running around trying to get rid of silent vowels

but I say it's a waste of Tim.

A recent study shows that 5 out 26 people's names start with vowels...

.... Oh sorry, sometimes 6.

What's a 6-letter word that starts with the letter n , has 2 vowels in it, the letter "r" in it, and perfectly describes black people?


We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set.

So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.

Two vowels went out for dinner

They had an iodate

\*I'm sorry\*

I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels

But she didn't know I existed.

What do you call it when you can only say vowels?

A vowel movement or in-consonants.

I was really happy when I discovered a word with all five vowels.

It was euphoria.

Is there a word that contains all the vowels, including Y?


I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels

She didn't know I existed

I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."

The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

British English has only three vowels : A, I , O.

They have left E.U.

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

Why is O the noisiest of the vowels?

Because all the rest are inaudible.

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We suggest to use only working vowels decimal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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