The Best 45 Vowel Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vowel jokes. There are some vowel slang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vowel lauren puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vowel Jokes and Puns

Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!"

The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."

So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today..

I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

Vowel joke, I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

TOFU by using the wrong vowel

I ate five cans of alphabet soup.....

I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.

After eating four cans of alphabet soup

I had a huge vowel movement.


Vowel joke, After eating four cans of alphabet soup

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup...

Then I had a massive vowel movement

I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup.

After that I had a massive vowel movement.

*burst into doctor's office*

ME: I'm no longer canstopetid

DOCTOR: You mean constipated

ME: No I've had a vowel movement

DOCTOR: Get out

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Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'."

I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.

I'm going to have the best vowel movement.

I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.

I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

Vowel joke, I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.

People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel

but I think that's just a myth

I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner...

I had a really good vowel movement the next day.

I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

Wheel of Fortune

Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?


I love u

It's my favourite vowel.

What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's?

You have a vowel movement.

Just ate two bowls of alphabet soup.

I can already feel a vowel movement coming.

Last night for dinner I ate 4 bowls of alphabet soup

This morning I had a crazy vowel movement

Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible.

I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

I just had the largest vowel movement...

I'll see myself out.

I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....

It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.

Doc, thanks to you, I'm no longer constopetid!!

Doctor: You mean constipated, right?

Man: No, I've had a vowel movement.

I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.

I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"

Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?

He tried to rent a vowel.

Ate 3 bowls of alphabet soup earlier...

Just took the biggest vowel movement.

What do you call it when you can only say vowels?

A vowel movement or in-consonants.

What's it called when you're really annoyed by A, E, I, O, AND U?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

My wife and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.

I won.

I ate a lot of alphabet soup ..

.. and later had a large vowel movement.

Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor?

Irregular vowel movements

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules.

Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.

erielf, erilef, reilef, relief

I got relief through a vowel movement.

We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths.

Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.

Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best

I won.

I ate four cans of alphabet soup

I later took the biggest vowel movement ever

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