Vowel Jokes

What are some Vowel jokes?

*burst into doctor's office*

ME: I'm no longer canstopetid

DOCTOR: You mean constipated

ME: No I've had a vowel movement

DOCTOR: Get out

Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!"

The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."

Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible.

I ate five cans of alphabet soup.....

I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.

I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup.

After that I had a massive vowel movement.

I love u

It's my favourite vowel.

So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today..

I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.

I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.

I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup...

Then I had a massive vowel movement

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

I just had the largest vowel movement...

I'll see myself out.

I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.

I'm going to have the best vowel movement.

I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

Ate 3 bowls of alphabet soup earlier...

Just took the biggest vowel movement.

I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?


I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner...

I had a really good vowel movement the next day.

After eating four cans of alphabet soup

I had a huge vowel movement.


People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel

but I think that's just a myth

What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's?

You have a vowel movement.

I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.

I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.

TOFU by using the wrong vowel

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Wheel of Fortune

Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

Last night for dinner I ate 4 bowls of alphabet soup

This morning I had a crazy vowel movement

Just ate two bowls of alphabet soup.

I can already feel a vowel movement coming.

I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....

It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.

What do you call it when you can only say vowels?

A vowel movement or in-consonants.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.

I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"

Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'."

I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?

He tried to rent a vowel.

What's it called when you're really annoyed by A, E, I, O, AND U?

Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

Vanna White's birthday is today...

Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements.

Doc, thanks to you, I'm no longer constopetid!!

Doctor: You mean constipated, right?

Man: No, I've had a vowel movement.

I love linguistics

Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements.

What do you call a content vowel?

A Cheerio.

I had 3 bowls of alphabet soup one morning.

I had the biggest vowel movement ever.

Dd y hr wht th schlmster sd t th msbhvng stdnt?

I don't know, he banned all vowel language.

Yoda's short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with dago in the title.

It's pretty clear he was Italian.

My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday....

He kept shouting, "A, E, I, O, U".

"What's wrong?", I asked him.

To which he responded, "Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."

I had to stop eating alphabet soup.

I kept developing a vowel blockage.

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