vowel Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious vowel puns

*burst into doctor's office*

ME: I'm no longer canstopetid

DOCTOR: You mean constipated

ME: No I've had a vowel movement

DOCTOR: Get out

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Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!"

The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."

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Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?

All the others are in audible.

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I ate five cans of alphabet soup.....

I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.

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I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup.

After that I had a massive vowel movement.

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I hate how people say that U is the last vowel.

Because fuck U, that's Y.

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I love u

It's my favourite vowel.

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So I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup today..

I'm expecting a massive vowel movement.

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I ate five cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Then, I easily had the biggest vowel movement ever.

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I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

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I ate four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Then I had probably the biggest vowel movement ever!

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I ate four bowls of Alphabet Soup...

Then I had a massive vowel movement

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Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

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I had four cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

I just had the largest vowel movement...

I'll see myself out.

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I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup.

I'm going to have the best vowel movement.

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I swallowed some Scrabble tiles earlier.

I am not looking forward to my next vowel movement.

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Ate 3 bowls of alphabet soup earlier...

Just took the biggest vowel movement.

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I ate 4 cans of alphabet soup

and just took probably the biggest vowel movement ever.

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What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?

RNC PR BS

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I ate three cans of alphabet soup for dinner...

I had a really good vowel movement the next day.

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After eating four cans of alphabet soup

I had a huge vowel movement.

Ba-dum
tss

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People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel

but I think that's just a myth

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What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's?

You have a vowel movement.

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TOFU by using the wrong vowel

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I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.

I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.

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Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

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Wheel of Fortune

Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

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Last night for dinner I ate 4 bowls of alphabet soup

This morning I had a crazy vowel movement

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Just ate two bowls of alphabet soup.

I can already feel a vowel movement coming.

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I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....

It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.

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I had five tins of Alphabet soup for dinner last night.

This morning, I had a massive vowel movement.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.

I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"

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Ate three bowls of alphabet soup earlier today.

Just had the biggest vowel movement.

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Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'."

I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

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What are the most funny Vowel jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Vowel? Well, here are the best Vowel dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Vowel pick up lines to share with friends.

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