Vowel Jokes
83 vowel jokes and hilarious vowel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vowel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vowel Short Jokes
Short vowel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vowel humour may include short vocal jokes also.
- *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
DOCTOR: You mean constipated
ME: No I've had a vowel movement
DOCTOR: Get out - Guy goes to the doctor and says, " I cnat siht!" The doctor says, "Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."
- I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y." The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
- I ate an expired can of alphabet soup... Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day
- I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels.
- We had to rush my father to the hospital, because -- h cld nly tlk lk ths. Apparently he had a vowel obstruction.
- Finally Wheel of Fortune is modernizing to reach more millennials with new rules. Instead of buying a vowel they have to rent it.
- 28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court They're awaiting their sentence
- People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel but I think that's just a myth
- What happens when you eat too many Spaghettio's? You have a vowel movement.
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Vowel One Liners
Which vowel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vowel? I can suggest the ones about pronunciation and syllables.
- "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat..." the vowels."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "Sometimes." - I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels She didn't know I existed
- Why is "o" the noisiest vowel? All the others are in audible.
- I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life.
- I love u It's my favourite vowel.
- I just ate four cans of alphabet soup... ...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.
- British English has only three vowels : A, I , O. They have left E.U.
- Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar
- Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry? Irritable vowel syndrome.
- What did the one vowel say to the other? We're not so different, "u" and "i."
- Why do the vowels refuse to acknowledge their sixth member? They don't know why
- I've lost all control of my vowels... Now I'm completely in consonant.
- How do you know you've eaten too much alphabet soup? You have a vowel movement
- What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name? RNC PR BS
- Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
Hilarious Vowel Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about vowel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spelling word jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vowel pranks.
I would like to buy a vowel...
But they don't take SNAP.
Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
I'd like to buy a vowel...
What did I say to you?
"We may be vowels, but I [is]am before you!"
Vanna White's birthday is today...
Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements.
What do you call a small, female vowel that's never on time?
A little late-e
E....I...O...U...Y....A
ugh, vowel movement. Sorry
TOFU by using the wrong vowel
What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?
I need to do a vowel movement!
What do you call a content vowel?
A Cheerio.
What happens when U change position too fast?
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
I just took a huge shot
It was quite a vowel movement!
Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
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People say small-d**... men can't speak the fifth vowel...
I don't know what they're talking abot
Brexit's new vowels
AIO
Since it left E U
aeiou --> aeoiu
That's what I call a vowel movement.
Told my wife that the doctor thinks I have irritable vowel syndrome. She said, "I think you mean 'bowel'."
I said, "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
I had to stop eating alphabet soup.
I kept developing a vowel blockage.
I can't help but pronounce A, E, I, O, and U very aggressivley.
I think I have irrititable vowel syndrome.
I love linguistics
Its the only class where I can talk about vowel movements.
Today is Vanna White's birthday, and I heard she has an illness..
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
My dad was walking around the house screaming yesterday....
He kept shouting, "A, E, I, O, U".
"What's wrong?", I asked him.
To which he responded, "Nothing, I just have irritable vowel syndrome..."
Which famous celebrity is inlove with a vowel shape?
Ed Sheeran
Why didn't the birdwatcher have to buy a vowel when he was on the Wheel of Fortune?
Because he had a sparrow.
Wheel of Fortune
Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel
What are the vowels of classic rock?
C, S, N, (and sometimes Y)
I came up with this today, but it's too obvious in hindsight not to be an accidental repost.
Dd y hr wht th schlmster sd t th msbhvng stdnt?
I don't know, he banned all vowel language.
Merriam-Webster have announced they are changing the alphabet so it begins AEIOU and then has the consonants after.
Now that's what I call a vowel movement.
I can't eat Alpha-Bits.
I suffer from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
What happens when you eat 4 jumbo cans of vegetable soup?
You have a massive vowel movement.
What did the vowel A say to his fellow vowel E when he borrowed money?
I O U
Did you hear about the woman that was having trouble with her keyboard?
It was the colon. It was creating irritable vowel syndrome.
I got food poisoning from a can of Spaghetti-O's....
It was the most painful vowel movement of my life.
There's a theory going around that every word contains a vowel.
Pfft!
Doc, thanks to you, I'm no longer constopetid!!
Doctor: You mean constipated, right?
Man: No, I've had a vowel movement.
I pleaded to my doctor, I feel constepatid!! Chuckling, he replied, I think you mean constipated.
I said, No, I just had a vowel movement!"
Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune?
He tried to rent a vowel.
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why dO pEOplE typE lIKE thIs????
Inflammatory Vowel Disease
Everyone I know tries to convince me that Y is the last vowel of the alphabet.
"No u"
Two vowels went out for dinner
They had an iodate
\*I'm sorry\*
The doctor told me I shouldn't eat alphabet soup.
I suffer from irritable vowel syndrome.
My doctor said I was inconsonant
Sure enough, I just had a vowel evacuation
What do you call it when you can only say vowels?
A vowel movement or in-consonants.
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Yoda's short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with d**... in the title.
It's pretty clear he was Italian.
Just found out I have irritable vowel syndrome...
Every time U tell me I have to do something it irritates the $h*t out of me.
Why did the spelling bee champion go to the doctor?
Irregular vowel movements
erielf, erilef, reilef, relief
I got relief through a vowel movement.
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
I won.
Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
What do you call an introverted vowel?
Private I
