The Best 3 Vous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vous jokes. There are some vous bien jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vous frenchmen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vous Jokes and Puns

Rich people are born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

But polite french people are born with a s'il vous plaît

A girl calls a psychic saying:

*"I dreamed that I had one leg in Spain & the other in Germany. What does that mean?"*

Psychic: *"That you gonna pee on France"*


^Français, ^je ^vous ^aime


Napoleon is looking at a soldier and tells him: Bring me my horse!

And the soldier replies: Mon Dieu! Vous parlez en anglais!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vous qui jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vous aussi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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