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When you're voting, you pick the politician that sucks the least
He wanted to rig a Tony.
The Lay-Boar Party.
The Democrats must've left a bad taste in her mouth
(Shamefully stolen from facebook sorry if it's a repost)
He responded, "So you want to see America be destroyed?"
I said, "No, I want to watch it Bern."
My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat.
and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"
... or as they like to call her, Preparation H
According to Bill, she doesn't suck.
She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
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COLONEL SANDERS
They've both given it a lot of thought.
Now slap yourself.
If they say "yes" you know they are too young.
the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
...until the mods wake up.
They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks.
Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Would you be offended if I said that I'm not voting for that white, elitist, pompous, corrupt, egomaniac that's going to ruin our country?
...or would you even know which candidate I'm talking about?
because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth
If she did Monica wouldn't have to.
To go forward, choose D.
To go backwards, choose R.
I'm voting for the dying one.
Racism can't exist if everybody's white.
No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good.
He said, "That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"
"Simple," I replied, "I'd pick the bullet."
The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
His voting machines didn't really give me a choice.
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
After all, we know they have conviction.
A ballot because voting is the ONLY WAY TO CHANGE THINGS!
Regina George, because she got hit by that bus.
I guess you could say it had electile dysfunction.
Steve Harvey.
"I have to apologize.....the 1st runner-up, is Trump. The next President of the United States is...Hillary Clinton!"
*DEEP INHALE*
"***WRONG***"
who cares if Putin voted for him.
You wanna go forward put it in D you wanna go backwards put it in R
That they are seriously considering voting democratic in the next election.
Hands Down
Me: What lies between the kitchen and the bedroom?
Her: I don't know, tell me.
Me: Not a voting booth.
A woman walks into a bar and orders an Old Fashioned. So the bartender took away her voting rights.
I think a computer can delete alt control.
And to any brexiters, denigrate means to put down.
They are terrible at socializing.
I guess that's because once they reach voting age, they no longer feel threatened by him.
D to go forward, R to go in reverse.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner: pizza or tacos .
They picked pizza.
So I made steamed broccoli because that's what we get after we are done voting.
(Blatant copy from another joke)
I voted for Hillary, so don't blame me.
He screwed with the Al Gore rhythm.
They only vote neigh.
They are all at the doctor because erections aren't supposed to last more than 4 hours.
He had friends in high places
A stable economy.
A stable economy.
*millennial sigh*
And I'm not even an American.
And if leaving her there after I found out who she was voting for is wrong, then wrong be I.
They still do
The voting booth has a glory hole.
Was American idol back on or something?
There are more claims than seats on the bus
The government is saying: "What difference will it make if they are drunk or not?".
...females worked so hard to get voting rights
Coronavirus for president!
But I'm still not sure which one to pick.
Left wing girls won't date me because they don't like my views
Right wing girls won't date me because I don't have a job
Wait, I just checked with the left wing girls
They said they wouldn't date a guy with no job either
I told her we had all-mail voting.
I'm Indian
'D' to go forward.
'R' to go reverse.
Checking a box for a piece of shit.
My wife will remain in charge for another four years
The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.
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