Voters Jokes

Funniest Voters Short Jokes

Short voters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The voters humour may include short election vote jokes also.

1. I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
2. How do you drive President Trump crazy? Tell him you placed evidence of voter fraud in the corner of his office.
3. Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
4. The lockdown is costing us billions every day! Should we really push this debt on the next generation? Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.
5. Saw a headline that started with "45% of Alabama GOP voters think" ... ... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.
6. Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican
7. Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.
8. Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.
9. Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. "Orange Is The New Black."
10. Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions... Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest

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Voters One Liners

Which voters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with voters? I can suggest the ones about voting rights and protesters.

1. Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express.
2. What do you call half of Hillary's voters? Deportable
3. Why are drunk drivers the best voters? Because they always hit the poles.
4. What do you call a depressed elector? A down voter.
5. Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture.
6. Why do political parties hate organised crime? They don't like voter competition.
7. what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
8. Trump's Coronavirus response may be turning off Older voters RIP
9. A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often.
10. Girl to guy: Hey guy, are you a voter? Cause I'd like you to check my box...
11. US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back
12. How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters? They can use Flint and Tinder
13. What is Spain's worst nightmare? Voters
14. Apparently EU voters can only vote with pencils tonight. Thats a bit sketchy.
15. I like my girls how I like my voter turnout High.
    Go vote

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What funny jokes about voters you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean popular vote jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make voters pranks.