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Short voters jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The voters humour may include short voting jokes also.

  1. I think I'll vote the NSA for president... ...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
  2. What's the difference between Santa Claus and voter fraud? One is a childish fantasy about getting what you want. The other has flying reindeer.
  3. How do you drive President Trump crazy? Tell him you placed evidence of voter fraud in the corner of his office.
  4. Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump. Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.
  5. What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear.
  6. The lockdown is costing us billions every day! Should we really push this debt on the next generation? Let me remind you of the average age of a Tory voter. We can not afford to lose them.
  7. Saw a headline that started with "45% of Alabama GOP voters think" ... ... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.
  8. Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won, just happy that I'm not Mexican
  9. Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.
  10. Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.

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Voters One Liners

Which voters one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with voters? I can suggest the ones about election vote and voting rights.

  1. I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?
  2. Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express.
  3. What do you call half of Hillary's voters? Deportable
  4. Why are drunk drivers the best voters? Because they always hit the poles.
  5. What do you call a depressed elector? A down voter.
  6. Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture.
  7. Why do political parties hate organised crime? They don't like voter competition.
  8. what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet.
  9. Trump's Coronavirus response may be turning off Older voters RIP
  10. The weather suggests that Alabama voter turnout will be in Roy Moore's favor today.
  11. A message to all you deceased American voters... Vote Early, and Vote Often.
  12. Girl to guy: Hey guy, are you a voter? Cause I'd like you to check my box...
  13. US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back
  14. How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters? They can use Flint and Tinder
  15. What is Spain's worst nightmare? Voters

Voters joke, What is Spain's worst nightmare?

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What funny jokes about voters you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean voted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make voters prank.

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.

"Orange Is The New Black."

What do American voters and cat owners have in common?

Checking a box for a p**....

Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions...

Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest

How many trump voters does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

No one knows as they prefer to stay in the dark

I wanna ask Roy Moore voters how they feel about losing such a close race.

Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian.

If there are two things Trump voters hate...

The first is being called, "racist."
And the second is black people.

The Tories,

The Tories, with ageing voters and falling membership are worried about being "left behind". Why?
They're already right arses.
If they get left behind as well they can be complete arses.

For the next election I am going to vote for the NSA

Because they listen to the voters even after the elections.

Someone told me Joe Biden has dementia.

Finally, a Democrat that Trump voters can relate to.

How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one?

All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....

Donald trump, in an attempt to appeal to younger voters, is attempting to use the nostalgia card.

Somebody really needs to tell him that we collected Beanie-Babies not b**... babies.

Voters joke, How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters?

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