The Best 35 Voters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voters jokes. There are some voters poll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voters ballot puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Voters Jokes and Puns

For the next election I am going to vote for the NSA

Because they listen to the voters even after the elections.

Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he'll send his voters to Trump.

All three of them.

Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

Pander Express.

Voters joke, Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters?

If there are two things Trump voters hate...

The first is being called, "racist."
And the second is black people.

I think I'll vote the NSA for president...

...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.

Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters.

"Orange Is The New Black."

Apparently EU voters can only vote with pencils tonight.

Thats a bit sketchy.

Voters joke, Apparently EU voters can only vote with pencils tonight.

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Make America Rage Again

Three Words: Trump/Bernie 2016

Trump Voters: "God, a socialist"

Hillary Votes: "God, a man"

Bernie Voters: "God, he sold out"

Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema?

Because they're unable to see the big picture.

How many remain voters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but I have no confidence in Jeremy Corbyn

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North. Voters. Your mother.

Things that have been polled.

What do you call half of Hillary's voters?


what's black, white, orange and terrifying?

My voters pamphlet.

I understand why there are so many undecided voters this election...

The differences between the candidates aren't as black and white as they were last time

A message to all you deceased American voters...

Vote Early, and Vote Often.

Voters joke, A message to all you deceased American voters...

US voters have definitively proven

You can go black and then go back

Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud

Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?

Saw a headline that started with "45% of Alabama GOP voters think" ...

... and I stopped reading because that part was surprising enough.

Fun fact: 99% of voters who live in the "path of totality" for the upcoming solar eclipse voted for trump.

Which is ironic, because the *last* thing they wanted to do is make the country darker.

What is Spain's worst nightmare?


How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one?

All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....

I wanna ask Roy Moore voters how they feel about losing such a close race.

Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian.

Roy Moore Was Popular With White Women Voters

I guess that's because once they reach voting age, they no longer feel threatened by him.

How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters?

They can use Flint and Tinder

How many trump voters does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

No one knows as they prefer to stay in the dark

Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters...

...he's going to mullet over.

The Tories,

The Tories, with ageing voters and falling membership are worried about being "left behind". Why?

They're already right arses.

If they get left behind as well they can be complete arses.

Remember past mistakes and never trust the voters to make good decisions...

Southern Biscuits and Gravy was actually a finalist in the Lay's Chip Contest

Donald trump, in an attempt to appeal to younger voters, is attempting to use the nostalgia card.

Somebody really needs to tell him that we collected Beanie-Babies not beaner babies.

Trump's Coronavirus response may be turning off Older voters


Someone told me Joe Biden has dementia.

Finally, a Democrat that Trump voters can relate to.

Why are drunk drivers the best voters?

Because they always hit the poles.

What do American voters and cat owners have in common?

Checking a box for a piece of shit.

Biden has a higher approval rating among female voters than Trump

However it was the Mail voters that won Biden the Election.

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