Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Vote? Well here is a complete list of Vote to have fun with:
So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
Please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me.
They vote.
They vote
Because he promised change.
It doesn't matter
(go ahead and down vote :P)
Putin votes FOR you.
They vote
Vote
They vote
They vote.
A woman and her baby gets on a bus. The driver stops her at the door and says:"you have the ugliest baby I've ever seen!".the woman storms to the back of the bus, fuming. She sits down next to a stranger and says:"that bus driver just insulted me" The stranger then says:" That is absolutely not on! You go and sort him out and I will hold your monkey for you!"
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?
A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
They vote.
Five. One to say they'll do it a second to try to change the law so you have to do it, a third to go on an expensive campaign to find out why it doesn't get done and two more to vote against it so it never happens.
They vote.
For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!
... and goes, "God, I'm wasted."
... happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.
One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."
"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip a nickel and ask them to vote for you."
He says "Wow, I'm wasted."
A politician went to his Scottish barber and asked, "Cut the word 'yes' into my haircut in back so when I sleep they'll know my vote.".
A week later he comes back and asks, "What did you do? My wife stopped cheating, and I've now got a reputation for looking out for corruption."
Barber says, "Well ye do have an 'aye' in the back of yer head."
Nobody should be able to vote in both.
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
One in Fife
It looks like the UK didn't get off Scot-free.
she vote for Obama cos she want change
ahhh thank you ill be here all week
Friend- "That's not true, there is no such law anywhere in middle east".
Me- "Yeah, but you need to be above 13 to use Facebook".
You don't cast your vote.
You vote your caste.
and there will be no World War 3.
Because they listen to the voters even after the elections.
Because they love change.
Vote!
Vote early!
Vote your conscience!
Vote! Even if you've never voted before!
Vote! If your an Conservative, Vote!
Vote! If your an Democrat, Vote!
Vote! If your an Independent, Vote!
Vote! If your an Libertarian, Vote!
Vote! If your Republican, vote like you've never voted before!
A old man is eating dinner and he hears a knock on the door. He says "GET AWAY!" he hears another knock. So he finally gets up and goes to the door and sees a snail. The Man then gets angry and kicks him across the street. 3 weeks later the man is eating dinner and hears another knock he goes to the door and the snail is there and says " What was that for?"
Well then it's got my vote!
They vote
They love change.
(Jk jewish people! Much love to all religions and races )
Original Joke by Me.
They vote.
Vote!
Vote early!
Vote your conscience!
Vote! Even if you've never voted before!
Vote! If you are a Conservative, Vote!
Vote! If you are a Democrat, Vote!
Vote! If you are an Independent, Vote!
Vote! If you are a Libertarian, Vote!
Vote! If you are a Republican, vote like you've never voted before!
They both won't vote for Trump.
Baraaaaaak Obama
"Helping people isn't my job, it's hijab."
Mainly because I don't live there, nor am I american.
...she thinks mayonaise is a spice.
...when she goes to vote, her name is still on the list.
...when she goes to jail, she gets parole.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
I have gotten some good jokes from yall... I hope yall enjoy these
Sorry no Easter jokes if you celebrate Easter or anything like that... have a good one
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
Once there was a girl who loved sex she would live with men then fuck them to death.
One day there was a business man and he was really muscular he went to her house and had sex with her and she was dieting from protein but so she couldn't eat his jizz ...
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