Funnily enough the exact same percent I gave myself when my teacher told us we could mark our own tests and I didn't want to look suspicious
They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don't live in a swing state.
Because I'd vote for it.
But Moonlight won the popular vote
50 Cent feat. Nickelback
Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion
...and in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
Finally I'm part of the 1%
...because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election.
they vote
They vote.
"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
They vote
Because he promised change.
Over the next few weeks Russia will see a 23 percent population decrease.
Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovakout. Latervia. Byegium
......both inspire you to vote against Hillary.
It doesn't matter
(go ahead and down vote :P)
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Putin votes FOR you.
They've both given it a lot of thought.
He said, "That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"
"Simple," I replied, "I'd pick the bullet."
Make America Great Britain again!
There will never be a World War 3.
D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible.
A woman and her baby gets on a bus. The driver stops her at the door and says:"you have the ugliest baby I've ever seen!".the woman storms to the back of the bus, fuming. She sits down next to a stranger and says:"that bus driver just insulted me" The stranger then says:" That is absolutely not on! You go and sort him out and I will hold your monkey for you!"
The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.
The North Poll.
They voted for pizza so I made tacos to teach them their vote doesn't matter anyway.
The Americans had a chance to vote.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?
A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
"You won with 99% of the vote! Only 1% if Russia voted against you! What more could you want?" The officer said overjoyed.
Putin stared at him. "Their names."
So, all the natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst.
* Hurricane blew the others away.
* Earthquake shook things up pretty badly.
* Flooding was a bit of a wash.
* Blizzard almost buried the rest.
* Sinkhole's campaign totally collapsed.
* Meteor made a deep impact.
But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
Five. One to say they'll do it a second to try to change the law so you have to do it, a third to go on an expensive campaign to find out why it doesn't get done and two more to vote against it so it never happens.
Boy, is my bank teller going to be surprised!
...but god FORBID they try to rent a car.
Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder.
The trucks which transport the cream are causing so much traffic in the small town that the mayor holds a town hall meeting to find a solution. The residents eventually vote to move the cream by train.
So there was a local motion for mocha lotion locamotion.
Soon, reporters are on the scene.
"Why don't you tell us a bit more about yourself"
"Well, I'm currently a stockbroker, but I got out of the Army only two years ago"
"What do you do for fun"
"I'm an avid fisherman, and I teach rifle safety classes for the NRA"
"Who'd you vote for in the last election"
"Trump."
The next day, the headline reads:
*GUN TOTING RIGHT WING CRAZY REPUBLICAN CRAZED VETERAN CAPITALIST PUNCHES AN AFRICAN IMMIGRANT IN THE FACE, STEALS HIS LUNCH*
Who tells you about it first?
... and goes, "God, I'm wasted."
... happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner.
One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my 'personal touch.' For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."
"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip a nickel and ask them to vote for you."
He says "Wow, I'm wasted."
A politician went to his Scottish barber and asked, "Cut the word 'yes' into my haircut in back so when I sleep they'll know my vote.".
A week later he comes back and asks, "What did you do? My wife stopped cheating, and I've now got a reputation for looking out for corruption."
Barber says, "Well ye do have an 'aye' in the back of yer head."
I dunno about you, but I'd rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
'Cause their answer is always 'nay'.
I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Nobody should be able to vote in both.
A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".
He didn't speak a word of English, and the men at the employment office couldn't figure out where he was from. They took a vote to see if he was Chinese or Japanese.
It was a Thai.
There will be Moore children to rape.
When I cast my vote for Bernie Sanders, do I punch the ballot with my sickle or my hammer?
She was quoted as saying that she can't vote for Hillary, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
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