vortex Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious vortex puns

Three blondes are lost in a forest.

When they reach to a giant lake. It is to big to go around it, so they want to go straight trough it. And than, a good fairy appears. She says that she will give one wish to each of the blondes. First one wishes for a boat. With the boat, she gets to the middle of the lake, and there is a tiny vortex who sucks her in. The second blonde wishes for a submarine. With it, she gets all to the middle, but than the vortex sucks her. And the third blonde wishes to be brunette. After she is changed, the brunette says: Oh, look, a bridge.


What do you call it when you get stuck in a brainstorming feedback loop?

A Cerebral Vortex


If Amy Poehler was a cold front....

She'd be the Poehler Vortex


Being in a vortex

Must really suck


What are the most funny Vortex jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Vortex? Well, here are the best Vortex dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Vortex pick up lines to share with friends.


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