The Best 24 Voodoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voodoo jokes. There are some voodoo perform jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voodoo elm puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Voodoo Jokes and Puns

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."



I responded, "How about now?"

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked...

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned I replied "No..."

She responded "How about now?"

To whoever has my voodoo doll,

please hold its hand.

Voodoo joke, To whoever has my voodoo doll,

I went to a voodoo prostitute last night

Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...

My wife just yelled...

...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."

She responded, "How about now?"


I went to see an acupuncturist..

When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead

My wife yelled to me from upstairs.

Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,

like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"

Me: "No.. why."

Wife:. "How about now.?"

Voodoo joke, My wife yelled to me from upstairs.

If you currently have a voodoo doll of me

Please scratch its balls for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks

Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?

No?

How about now?

Now?

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

Voodoo

So a guy calls his wife and asks, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

She says, "God, no."

And the guy says, "Um... how about now?"

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Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself

Have fun getting back up

One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to.

I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.

Knock knock

Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

I was at a voodoo store looking to buy an Afrikan juju doll. I couldn't decide which one I wanted, so I stuffed them down my pants, one by one until I got to one that aroused me. It was at this point I knew...

That's my fetish.

Whoever has my voodoo doll

you're putting it in the wrong hole.

Voodoo joke, Whoever has my voodoo doll

A student is going through some hypotheticals about snakes to their biology teacher

student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"

Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."

Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"

Teacher:"It's voodoo."

Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."

Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Teacher:"that's kinky."

Things always have a way of going badly for me.

I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

Alright, man. We'll finish working on your voodoo doll tomorrow. But for now...

...let's just put a pin in it.


What did the Chief of Surgery say...

...when she was told that one of her surgeons was using voodoo on their patients?

** Witch Doctor? **

Late last night I was trying to summon a demon.

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.

Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:

"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent demon that Satan himself would be pleased with."

Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"

What do you call a voodoo live stream?

Twitch-craft.

One time there was a small fire at a voodoo doll factory

10.000 people died.

Why are voodoos so good at teaching computer programming?

Because they hex everyone they meet.

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