The Best 19 Voodoo Doll Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voodoo Doll jokes. There are some voodoo doll jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voodoo doll puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Voodoo Doll Jokes and Puns

I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."



I responded, "How about now?"

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked...

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned I replied "No..."

She responded "How about now?"

I went to the acupuncturist the other day

When I got home my voodoo doll was dead

To whoever has my voodoo doll,

please hold its hand.

My wife just yelled...

...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."

She responded, "How about now?"


I went to see an acupuncturist..

When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead

My wife yelled to me from upstairs.

Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,

like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"

Me: "No.. why."

Wife:. "How about now.?"

If you currently have a voodoo doll of me

Please scratch its balls for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks

Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?

No?

How about now?

Now?

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

Voodoo

So a guy calls his wife and asks, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

She says, "God, no."

And the guy says, "Um... how about now?"

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Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself

Have fun getting back up

One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to.

I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.

I was at a voodoo store looking to buy an Afrikan juju doll. I couldn't decide which one I wanted, so I stuffed them down my pants, one by one until I got to one that aroused me. It was at this point I knew...

That's my fetish.

Whoever has my voodoo doll

you're putting it in the wrong hole.

Things always have a way of going badly for me.

I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

Alright, man. We'll finish working on your voodoo doll tomorrow. But for now...

...let's just put a pin in it.

One time there was a small fire at a voodoo doll factory

10.000 people died.

I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.


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We suggest to use only working voodoo doll piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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