Voodoo Doll Jokes
27 voodoo doll jokes and hilarious voodoo doll puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about voodoo doll that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Voodoo Doll Short Jokes
Short voodoo doll jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The voodoo doll humour may include short voodoo jokes also.
- Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No?
How about now?
Now? - I stuck some pins in a Voodoo Doll of my Arch enemy
I managed to cure his backache
And help him quit smoking - One of my art students made a voodoo doll of me after I SPECIFICALLY told her not to. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back.
- Things always have a way of going badly for me. I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.
- Alright, man. We'll finish working on your voodoo doll tomorrow. But for now... ...let's just put a pin in it.
- If you currently have a voodoo doll of me Please scratch its b**... for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks
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Voodoo Doll One Liners
Which voodoo doll one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with voodoo doll? I can suggest the ones about blow up doll and russian doll.
- I went to the acupuncturist the other day When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
- To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
- I went to see an acupuncturist.. When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
- My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me. I think he's pulling my leg.
- Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself Have fun getting back up
- Whoever has my voodoo doll you're putting it in the wrong hole.
- One time there was a small fire at a voodoo doll factory 10.000 people died.
- I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.
Silly Voodoo Doll Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about voodoo doll you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dolls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make voodoo doll pranks.
I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."
I responded, "How about now?"
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No."
She yelled back, "How about now?"
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked...
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned I replied "No..."
She responded "How about now?"
My wife just yelled...
...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"
My wife yelled to me from upstairs.
Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,
like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"
Me: "No.. why."
Wife:. "How about now.?"
Voodoo
So a guy calls his wife and asks, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
She says, "God, no."
And the guy says, "Um... how about now?"
I was at a voodoo store looking to buy an Afrikan juju doll. I couldn't decide which one I wanted, so I stuffed them down my pants, one by one until I got to one that a**... me. It was at this point I knew...
That's my f**....