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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."


I responded, "How about now?"

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" I replied, "No."

She yelled back, "How about now?"

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked...

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sounding concerned I replied "No..."
She responded "How about now?"

I went to the acupuncturist the other day

When I got home my voodoo doll was dead

To whoever has my voodoo doll,

please hold its hand.

I went to a voodoo p**... last night

Didn't manage to get laid but got a little head...

My wife just yelled...

...from upstairs and asked "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
Sound concerned, I replied, "No..."
She responded, "How about now?"

I went to see an acupuncturist..

When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead

My wife yelled to me from upstairs.

Wife: "Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body,
like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the're stabbing it.?"
Me: "No.. why."
Wife:. "How about now.?"

A doctor wanted to release 3 mad people from the hospital. He asked the 1st mad man: 2+2 = ?

He replied: 3,700
You are really mad, the doctor said.
The second mad man replied: 2+2 = Wednesday.
You are not far from death, the doctor said.
The third mad man answered, 2+2 = 4.
BRAVOOO! How did u get the answer?
The doctor asked.
He replied, "I divided 3,700 by Wednesday. "
The doctor collapsed.

Why did the voodoo chicken cross the road?

To get to his friends on the other side.

If you currently have a voodoo doll of me

Please scratch its b**... for me, I'm at a meeting and it's really uncomfortable. Thanks

A German man on his first trip to America decides to see New York City.

As he's wandering around the smell of corned beef and fresh baked rye bread draws him into a Kosher deli. The man sits at the counter, eyes the menu and says, "I vood like to try ze bagel and ze lox." In a thick accent.
On his first bite he's throughly enjoying his food and pipes up to the guy behind the counter, "Zis is voonderbar! Zey do not have food like zis vere I am from."
In a heavy Brooklyn accent the guy behind the counter replies, "Now whose fault is that?"

Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?

No?
How about now?
Now?

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me.

I think he's pulling my leg.

Voodoo

So a guy calls his wife and asks, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"
She says, "God, no."
And the guy says, "Um... how about now?"

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Jason Voorhees?

Both are scary people but Jason knows how to wear a mask!

I stuck some pins in a Voodoo Doll of my Arch enemy


I managed to cure his backache
And help him quit smoking

What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?

"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"

A student is going through some hypotheticals about snakes to their biology teacher

student:"What if it bites me and it dies?"
Teacher:"that means you're poisonous."
Student:"What if it bites itself and I die?"
Teacher:"It's voodoo."
Student:"What if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Teacher:"That's correlation, not causation."
Student:"what if we bite each other and neither of us die?"
Teacher:"that's k**...."

Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself

Have fun getting back up

What is Jason Voorhees's favorite country?

Chi-chi-chi Na-na-na.


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