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What is a good von joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"

Sad to hear of the passing of Liesl von Trapp

at the age of 73, going on 74.

How do you get rid of Aristocratic Germans?

Von by Von.

How are pollen grains like Otto Von Bismarck?

They both lead to German Nation

One for the classical music fans [OC]

For those who aren't, Herbert von Karajan was an acclaimed symphony conductor in the 20th century. You need to know that his name is pronounced approximately "KAHRY-on."
Not many people know it, but the maestro actually had a second career outside of music, he was a successful luggage designer.
I mean, surely you've heard of...Karajan Luggage?

A man approached Captain Von Trap and said, "No offense, but is that short haired blonde single?"

"Nun taken."

Why does Count Von Count like waltzes?

1 2 3, 1 2 3

A musician dies and goes to heaven

there he sees an old guy with long white hair and a beard swinging his arms and gesticulating like crazy.
"Who's that?" he asks.
"Oh, him" Saint Peter sighs "That's God. He's turned crazy. Megalomanical! He thinks he's Herbert von Karajan!"

Was macht Frau in Haus von andere Mann?

f**...

Wes Anderson is also known as

Lars von Geometrier


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