The Best 11 Volvo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Volvo jokes. There are some volvo mercedes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these volvo dealership puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Volvo Jokes and Puns

An old man is in his Volvo driving home from work...

... when his wife rings him on his cellphone.

"Honey", she says in a worried voice, "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now; some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".

"It's worse than that!", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"

I bought a volvo from Neil Diamond on eBay...

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I bought a used Volvo from Neil Diamond on Autotrader....

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Jamie the Jewish man died

His wife Ida rang the newspaper to put in his obituary

'It's $10 per word' said the man at the newspaper

'In that case please put Jamie died ' she said

He said 'unfortunately it's a minimum of 5 words'

'Please put Jamie died. Volvo for sale '

Why should you never sleep with a Volvo driver?

They never look to see if you're coming before they pull out...

Which is the slowest Volvo?

Volvo pulls its ads from 'Hannity' after Moore coverage

Volvo owners begin smashing their cars in protest.

Volvo is the safest car in the world

If you're inside the car

Good news! I've just inherited an estate from my great grandfather!

Bad news, it's a 1975 Volvo...


That's just how I roll.

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