Voluptuous Jokes
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John was at the grocery store buying beer for poker night with his buddies
When he is in the frozen food section a voluptuous redhead approaches him and says:
Excuse me, I think you are the father of one of my kids
John replied: ohhh, we're you that redhead that I banged in the bathroom at Shannon's a couple of years back?, you certainly look good
The redhead replied: No sir…, I'm a kindergartner teacher and I teach Timmy, your 5 year old son…
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a b**... crustacean.
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What's the difference between a greyhound terminal in New Jersey and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station, the other is a b**... crustacean
A q**...!
A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order, "What would you like, sir?"
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, "A q**...."
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, "What would you like, sir?"
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, "A q**..., please."
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding "s**...!" and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, "Um, I think it's pronounced 'Quiche'."
A r**... family was visiting the city...
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
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