Following is our collection of guild puns and unionize one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Volunteer jokes for adults, dirty charities jokes and clean swordsman dad gags for kids.
That's a verb not an adjective btw.
"Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
"No" she sobbed
I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
By the way: Verb, not adjective
"384 sir"
"okay round them up"
"400 sir"
It's a non-prophet organization.
I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
I received my first shot today and wanted to let you all know that it's completely safe with ะธo side effects whatsoeveั, and that I feelshฮบฮน ฯoฯoshฯ ั ััะฒััะฒัั ัะตะฑั ะฝะตะผะฝะพะณะพ ัััะฐะฝะฝะพ
They don't let me volunteer for the suicide prevention hotline anymore.
Six.
One Slytherin to break it.
One Gryffindor to volunteer to change it.
Three Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder to ensure the safety of the Gryffindor student.
And one Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic in the first place.
I really hope I get the missionary position
So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.
Oh and blind was a verb
I'm a free lancer.
So I volunteered for the Russian Vaccine Trial for Covid-19. It's been kept very, very quiet for security reasons. I received my first shot and wanted to let you know that it's completely safe with ะธo side effects whatsoeveั, and that I feelshฮบฮน ฯoฯoshฮฟฬ ั ััะฒััะฒัั ัะตะฑั ะฝะตะผะฝะพะณะพ ัััะฐะฝะฝะพ ะธ ั ะดัะผะฐั, ััะพ ะฒััะฐัะธะป ะพัะปะธะฝัะต ััะธ.
I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
It makes you feel so good inside...
Because you always win.
I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
When interrogated by police, he said "I don't understand, she gave consent...I asked if she'd volunteer for a missionary position and she enthusiastically accepted."
Obama answers the call for volunteers. On his first day, they assign him to feed the baby dolphins.
As he is doing so, another volunteer accosts him "Our country is in crisis. Don't you have anything better to do?"
He replied "I think I'm serving a youthful porpoise."
That's a verb not an adjective, by the way.
Anyway, I'm not allowed to volunteer at *that* child care centre anymore.
It's the amount of time they have from meeting you, to telling you they are a volunteer firefighter.
A volunteer
As safe an option as letting Jimmy Saville volunteer in a Kids Hospital.
A magician pulls out a sledgehammer and asks for a volunteer. A guy comes up and the magician says, "I want you to hit me in the head with this sledgehammer." So the volunteer picks the sledgehammer up and swings it down into the magician's head. The magician wakes up in a hospital bed three years later and says, "Tadaaaaahhhh!!!!"
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It never gets old.
I guess they didn't want me to use crayon.
Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.
I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"
Give that man some pointers
"I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"
I'm the first to put my hand up.
Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Participants.
The writing was on the wall.
...to give a motivational talk to the patients
He told them they need to stay positive.
Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after
I betcha the cakes they make are amazing
Everyone will volunteer their seat if they're over booked.
Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep....
I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute.
...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work.
Rhetorically, he asks who would be so low that they would sell our country and values for personal profit?
All of the republicans stand to volunteer.
"Volunteer"
"That helps a lot" replied the woman
Any takers?
It's great. Not only do I get to meet lots of easy chicks, I know they're not looking for anything too serious.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.