Volunteering Jokes

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Funniest Volunteering Short Jokes

Short volunteering jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volunteering humour may include short volunteered jokes also.

1. King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege
   
   king: Ok, round them up
   Squire: 400 my liege
2. I saw a 4 year old girl crying, all alone "Are you ok?" I asked her. "Do you know where your mommy and daddy are?"
   "No" she sobbed
   I love doing volunteer work at the orphanage
3. Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side ukrainian Forces His first task… Crimea River
4. Why did the Red Cross not allow Jesus and Muhammad to volunteer? It's a non-prophet organization.
5. I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
6. *year 2020* Nurse: Sir, you've been in a coma since 2017 Patient: I thought I was on a United flight.
   Nurse: You were but you were volunteered to get off.
7. I wanted to volunteer and do something good this holiday season... So I helped these dyslexic kids write letters to Satan.
8. I once volunteered to help out at a special needs school I played games with them like football, tennis, basketball etc.
   It makes you feel so good inside...
   Because you always win.
9. As a volunteer, I taught a seminar on how to write persuasive speeches at my local prison. I titled the course: "Prose and Cons".
10. I just started volunteering at this place called Muhammad's Bakery. It's a naan prophet organization.

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Volunteering One Liners

Which volunteering one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with volunteering? I can suggest the ones about community service and helping others.

1. I volunteered to help blind children today! That's a verb not an adjective btw.
2. After work, I volunteer to help blind children By the way: Verb, not adjective
3. "How many volunteers do we have for the army?" "384 sir"
   "okay round them up"
   "400 sir"
4. I love volunteering at the AIDS clinic. Everybody is so positive.
5. I volunteered to help blind kids from ages 1 to 14 Oh and blind was a verb
6. I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair. I'm a free lancer.
7. Texas refuses to remove its statues. Hurricane volunteers to help.
8. I volunteered to help blind kids today. That's a verb not an adjective, by the way.
9. I love volunteering so much.. I'd do it for free
10. I was doing well before I started volunteering at the soup kitchen; now I'm doing good.
11. I volunteer a lot at a children's hospice... It never gets old.
12. What do you call an airport security employee? A volunteer
13. What does NAVY stand for? Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
14. What kind of clothes does a volunteer wear? Participants.
15. Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

Hilarious Fun Volunteering Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about volunteering you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean donation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make volunteering pranks.