The Best 7 Volts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Volts jokes. There are some volts watt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these volts wool puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Volts Jokes and Puns

A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.

He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.

The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.

What do you get when you stick your testicles onto an electrical socket?

Nuts and volts.

Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car...

It's called the Volts Wagon.

Why did the German decide to throw out the square battery?

Because it has nein volts!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.


Black people should be given more power...

About 50 000 volts more power

How many volts does it take to stump growth in testicles

not sure, i never checked

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the volts pylon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working volts androids piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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