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Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
It's time we rise up against those kids with leukemia
Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that r**... run this country.
Voltaire said,
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."
Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.
Voltaire moments before death
I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.
On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.
Do/Be
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?
Candide yams
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