Voltage Jokes
26 voltage jokes and hilarious voltage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about voltage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Humor up your day with these low voltage jokes! From resistor puns to ohm-based chuckles, these jokes will have you laughing in no time - all while boosting your esteem! Don't miss out!
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Funniest Voltage Short Jokes
Short voltage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The voltage humour may include short electricity jokes also.
- What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
- What loves dance-offs, fight Decepticons and can boost AC voltages without boosting total power? A step-up transformer.
Made this up nearly 10 years back. - Did you hear about the fight that broke out on the moving staircase when somebody turned up the voltage? *It escalated really fast!*
- Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.
- Why can't Mark Zuckerberg appear before the EU parliament to answer questions? Because his charger is 2 pin and the EU uses a different voltage.
- Engineering tip: you can always improvise a high voltage tester with two paper clips, a rubber band... ... and an intern.
- Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage? Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.
- You Must Have A High Ohm Rating Because the more voltage I put in you, the hotter you get.
- During my job interview I was asked: After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries Apparently through high voltage n**... c**... wasn't the answer they were expecting.
- What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm? Having high voltage electrodes attached to your t**... and being flogged senseless with a knotted rope.
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Voltage One Liners
Which voltage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with voltage? I can suggest the ones about tension and watt.
- I installed a high-voltage fence around my property. My neighbour is dead against it.
- I put up a high-voltage electric fence around my house. My neighbor is dead against it.
- Resistance is not futile... It's voltage divided by current.
- What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?
- With great power comes... Great current and voltage.
- What do you call a high voltage capacitor that's charged? A flyback capacitor!
- How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage
- What do you call an instigated battery? An inclination of 1080p voltage.
- Why does a voltage transformer Hum? Because it forgot the words.
- Thought that current was proportional to voltage..... Man....I got 'ohm'ed so hard!!!
- E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
High Voltage Jokes
Here is a list of funny high voltage jokes and even better high voltage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Electrician Joke High Voltage Electrician: "This job s**...! We never have enough supplies!"
Boss: "You're out of line!" - I was at a job interview, And the interviewer said "How do you recharge and the end of a long week?"
Apparently high voltage n**... c**... wasn't the answer.
Happy Voltage Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about voltage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean electric currents jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make voltage pranks.
A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.
He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.
Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.
