Volt Jokes
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Funniest Volt Short Jokes
Short volt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volt humour may include short battery jokes also.
- What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
- Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery. - What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
- What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls a**...? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it.
- How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole? It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.
- what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's a**... have in common? Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick
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Volt One Liners
Which volt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with volt? I can suggest the ones about revolution and volume.
- I just saw a robot charging itself It was re-volting!
- What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you? Assault and battery.
- If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt
- Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon.
- What's the fastest charging battery in the world? Usain Volt
- Did you hear about the electric crusader? They call him Deus Volt.
- Why did the German decide to throw out the square battery? Because it has nein volts!
- What type of battery do Germans simply refuse to use? Nine-Volt
- Black people should be given more power... About 50 000 volts more power
- Why are German flashlights always dead? They use Nein Volt Batteries.
- What do you get when you stick your t**... onto an electrical socket? Nuts and volts.
- What was h**...'s favorite battery? The nein volt
- How many volts does it take to stump growth in t**... not sure, i never checked
Quirky and Hilarious Volt Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about volt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oval jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make volt pranks.
Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
It's time we rise up against those kids with leukemia
Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.
...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that r**... run this country.
Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.
After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.
I use a voltmeter to check if the circuit is live before I start fixing it. However, today, my meter didn't work.
Needless to say, I was shocked.
Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?
The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...
He got charged with assault and battery
Voltaire said,
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."
Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.
Voltaire moments before death
I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.
On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.
What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?
Candide yams
What did the voltage say to the current?
What's up, ohmie?
