volt Jokes

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(NSFW) What do a girl's asshole and a 9 volt battery have in common?

You know it's wrong, but eventually you have to put your tongue on it.

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What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common?

You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one.

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When a woman buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun

But when a guy orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000 latex doll with high speed pulsating pussy, elasticised anus with non drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm sound system, he gets called a pervert.

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How is a 9 volt battery and a woman's anus similar

You know it's wrong, but sooner or later you're going to put your tongue on it

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Why is it that when a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun...

BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip nut collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic rape scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert?

Double standards.

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What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW)

You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway.

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Your girlfriend's anus is like a 9 volt battery. . .

Because even though you know you shouldn't, sooner or later you're going to lick it.

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What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girl's butt hole?

You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna give it a lick.

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What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole?

You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it.

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How is a 9 Volt Battery similar to an Anus?

You know you shouldn't, but eventually you're gunna lick it.

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Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country.

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What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common?

You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why is a woman's asshole like a 9 volt battery?

Because we all know it's wrong but sooner or later we're gonna put our tongue on it.

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Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.

After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.

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What does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriends ass have in common?

You know it's wrong but eventually you're going to stick your tongue on it.

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Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

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what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common?

Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick

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What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

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What does a nine volt battery and an asshole have in common?

The look on your face when you lick it

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9 volt battery and assholes

A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery. You know you shouldn't, but soon or later you're gonna put your tongue on it!

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If Usain Bolt was an electrician...

His name would be Usain Volt

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Voltaire moments before death

I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.

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What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams

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What has a 9 volt battery and woman's arse hole have in common?

You know it's wrong but you're going to lick it anyway.

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What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie?

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What was Hitler's favorite battery?

The nein volt

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What's the fastest charging battery in the world?

Usain Volt

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How is a 9 volt battery like a girls asshole?

Even though everyone tells you not to, and you know its a bad idea, you still end up putting your tongue on it

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Did you hear about the electric crusader?

They call him Deus Volt.

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Whats your wife's anus and a nine volt battery got in common?

You know its wrong, but sooner or later your going to touch it with your tongue.

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A woman's asshole is like a 9 volt battery ... you know it's wrong but every now and then your gotta stick your tongue on it

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How many volts does it take to stump growth in testicles

not sure, i never checked

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What does a 9 volt battery and your partner's asshole have in common?

You know it's silly, but nevertheless you will end up touching it with your tongue

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Why does a voltage transformer Hum?

Because it forgot the words.

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What are the most funny Volt jokes of all time ?

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