The Best 21 Volt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Volt jokes. There are some volt electricity jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these volt batteries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Volt Jokes and Puns

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country.

Volt joke, Voltaire said  To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams

What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie?


What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole?

You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it.

If Usain Bolt was an electrician...

His name would be Usain Volt

Volt joke, If Usain Bolt was an electrician...

What was Hitler's favorite battery?

The nein volt

Did you hear about the electric crusader?

They call him Deus Volt.

what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common?

Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

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Why does a voltage transformer Hum?

Because it forgot the words.

Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.

After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.

First Volta, then Ampere.

Watt's next, NVIDIA?

What's the fastest charging battery in the world?

Usain Volt

Voltaire moments before death

I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.

Volt joke, Voltaire moments before death

Why are German flashlights always dead?

They use Nein Volt Batteries.

How many volts does it take to stump growth in testicles

not sure, i never checked

How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?

It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.


Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

It's time we rise up against those kids with leukemia

Voltaire said,

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out
who you are not allowed to criticize."

Hence, we need to rise up against children with leukemia.

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