Volt Jokes

What are some Volt jokes?

What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole?

You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it.

Voltaire said To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.

...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Volta and Ampere interview for the same job.

After the interviews, the managers concur - although Ampere's qualifications are current, Volta is the only one who has potential.

Did you hear about the guy who got pulled over?

The cops received a warrant and were able to search his car and they opened the glove box and ended up finding sodium chloride and a nine volt...

He got charged with assault and battery

How is a 9 volt battery like an a**hole?

It may be wrong, but sooner or later you're gonna put your tongue on both of them.

what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common?

Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

If Usain Bolt was an electrician...

His name would be Usain Volt

Voltaire moments before death

I don't know if this has been on here but my high school teacher told me this a while ago.

On his death bed, a priest came to Voltaire's home and told him there was still time to go to heaven if he accepts Jesus as his lord and savior and reject the devil and all his beliefs.
Voltaire then says, now is not the time be making enemies.

What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving?

Candide yams

What did the voltage say to the current?

What's up, ohmie?

What was Hitler's favorite battery?

The nein volt

What's the fastest charging battery in the world?

Usain Volt

Did you hear about the electric crusader?

They call him Deus Volt.

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