Volleyball Jokes

44 volleyball jokes and hilarious volleyball puns to laugh out loud. Read sport jokes about volleyball that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Offensive jokes about volleyball players are among the funniest in sports. There are great beach volleyball puns that are funny and clean, along with the best riddles for Reddit.

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Funniest Volleyball Short Jokes

Short volleyball jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volleyball humour may include short softball jokes also.

  1. Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine
  2. Most people don't realize that the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun: Maverick... the same actor who played Wilson in the 2000 movie "Castaway".
  3. I've been watching women's beach volleyball, and just ten minutes into the game there's already a wrist injury. Gonna have to use my other hand.
  4. I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday.
  5. I was watching an all girls volleyball game on tv today. 10 minutes in and there was a wrist injury... Don't worry, I should be fine by tomorrow.
  6. Why did they have to cancel the volleyball games in the special olympics? It wasn't going over too well.
  7. I got arrested for spiking a girl's drink at a volleyball game. I nearly broke my hand and took someone's eye out with the bottle.
  8. Why shouldn't you hire a volleyball player to be your bartender? The service may be excellent, but he'll try to spike all the drinks.
  9. The German women's beach volleyball team plays against the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team. Who wins? The audience
  10. I waited on this volleyball team at this restaurant I work at. I guess you can say they got served.

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Volleyball One Liners

Which volleyball one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with volleyball? I can suggest the ones about tennis and basketball.

  1. What do you call something you can serve but can't eat? A volleyball.
  2. What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach? The volleyball net.
  3. Never trust volleyball players with your drinks They might spike 'em.
  4. Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball.
  5. Policemen are great at Volleyball, guess why? They serve and protect.
  6. Why was the volleyball captain kicked out of prom? For spiking the punch.
  7. What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball? Courtney
  8. Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
  9. Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game? Because he spiked his drink
  10. Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
  11. Remember kids, choose volleyball and not radical Islamic terrorism!
  12. Grils volleyball isn't a joke... jokes are hard and require skill.
  13. They're claiming a cover up. The burkini beach volleyball team lost.
  14. Why did the volleyball player cross the road? There are players on the other side.
  15. Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.

Beach Volleyball Jokes

Here is a list of funny beach volleyball jokes and even better beach volleyball puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why would you really want to win a game of beach volleyball on a hot and sunny day? Because defeat hurts.
  • I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!
  • How do you spot a blind guy at Olympic Beach VolleyBall? It's not hard and they're usually wearing black and white stripes.
Volleyball joke, How do you spot a blind guy at Olympic Beach VolleyBall?

Amusing Volleyball Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about volleyball you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soccer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make volleyball pranks.

My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...

when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"

I went on a cruise once, and we were hit by a gigantic wave, and the boat sank.

I woke up on a sugar sand beach, with gigantic cotton candy clouds filling the sky, and the sea glistened under the setting sun like a pool of honey, next to me was a volleyball that looked like a marshmallow. Towering above me was a gigantic volcano that looked like an upside down ice cream cone.
It was then that my worst fears were realized, that I was trapped on a dessert Island.

Before the ball could touch the floor, I kicked it back, sending it soaring past the other players and into the top corner of the net. Overcome with emotion, I ripped off my shirt and punched the air. My eyes locked with my stunned coach, who came running towards me shaking his head in amazement.

As he embraced me, he sighed, "OK, let's go over the rules of volleyball one last time."

What's white and hard for women to s**...?

A volleyball

I once spiked a girl's drink...

It was the strangest game of volleyball I had ever played.

Never buy Drugs from a volleyball player

They bump the price up
Set the location
And spike there product

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