Volkswagon Jokes
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Comical Volkswagon Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What is a good volkswagon joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common
They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised.
"Talk dirty to me!"she begged.
"Alright," he said leaning closer, "Volkswagon diesel!"
Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'
Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving
Myrtle and the Beetle
Myrtle is driving her Volkswagon Beetle down the road and sees another little old lady, also with a Beetle, pulled over with the hazards on. Myrtle pulls over and asks, "Is everything ok?"
The other lady replies, "My darn Beetle has broken down. I popped the bonnet and it looks like the whole engine has gone missing!".
"No worries, I can help you." said Myrtle. "As it happens, I have a spare engine in my boot!"
What does the Jewish man say after he gets hit by a Volkswagon?
Ow-schwitz. Budumpchhhhh
Thank you, ill be here all week.
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