Volkswagon Jokes

What are some Volkswagon jokes?

Your mom and a Volkswagon have something in common

They're both 40 times dirtier than advertised.

"Talk dirty to me!"she begged.

"Alright," he said leaning closer, "Volkswagon diesel!"

Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving

What does the Jewish man say after he gets hit by a Volkswagon?

Ow-schwitz. Budumpchhhhh

Thank you, ill be here all week.

What's the difference between a Volkswagon TDI and a drunk person?

A drunk person can keep driving.

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