Volkswagen Jokes

Funniest Volkswagen Short Jokes

Short volkswagen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volkswagen humour may include short cars jokes also.

1. Why did it take up until last year for Volkswagen to finally manufacture electric cars in the United States? Because it took them awhile to get the bugs worked out
2. What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions.
3. Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle... The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.
4. Went to the dog car dealership. I could tell the salespeople were friendly, since I got all the Volkswagen at me!
5. Since Volkswagen is discontinuing the beetle... Maybe my dad will stop punching me all the time.
6. I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby.
7. Real Porsches... Real Porsches are from the Porscheaux region of France.
   Otherwise they're just sparkling Volkswagens.
8. What do you get when you drive a german compact car through a hail storm? A Volkswagen Golf ball.
9. Elephants and cars How many elephants fit in a Volkswagen?
   4 elephants, 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
   How can you fit 8 elephants in a BMW?
   You sell the BMW and buy 2 Volkswagen.
10. What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus? One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.

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Volkswagen One Liners

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1. Where do volkswagens go when they get old? The old volks home.
2. Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car... It's called the Volts Wagon.
3. What do you call a gang who drives around in Volkswagen Beetles ? Thugbugs
4. What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf.
5. What do you call four blonds in a Volkswagen? Farfromthinking
6. What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles.
7. How do you get Spiderman into a Volkswagen? Use the ashtray.
8. What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called? A combination
9. What cars do Italians drive? Volkswagen Passata.
10. My friend got a Volkswagen Beetle... He calls it McCartney.
11. I bought a new Volkswagen but my wife didn't like manual Thus Auto.
12. Honey, say something dirty... Volkswagen
13. Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible
14. Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story.
15. Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto.

Volkswagen Beetle Jokes

Here is a list of funny volkswagen beetle jokes and even better volkswagen beetle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A guy took his 1973 Volkswagen Beetle to a blond mechanic and said "My engine is missing." The mechanic raised the hood and said "Oh wow, you're right! But how the heck did you drive it here?"

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