Volkswagen Beetle Jokes

Funniest Volkswagen Beetle Short Jokes

Short volkswagen beetle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volkswagen beetle humour may include short beetle jokes also.

1. Why can't Africa have volkswagen beetles? Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front.
   Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
2. Since Volkswagen is discontinuing the beetle... Maybe my dad will stop punching me all the time.
3. I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle... ..it became herby.
4. What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus? One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
5. A guy took his 1973 Volkswagen Beetle to a blond mechanic and said "My engine is missing." The mechanic raised the hood and said "Oh wow, you're right! But how the heck did you drive it here?"

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Volkswagen Beetle One Liners

Which volkswagen beetle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with volkswagen beetle? I can suggest the ones about dung beetle and vw up.

1. What do you call a gang who drives around in Volkswagen Beetles ? Thugbugs
2. What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles.
3. My friend got a Volkswagen Beetle... He calls it McCartney.
4. How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen beetle? 4 in the seats and 47 in the ashtray.
5. The Blue Whale's t**... are the size of Volkswagen Beetles. That's nuts.

Volkswagen Beetle Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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