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Volkswagon were pretty dumb to name one of their cars 'Golf'

Why name a car after a slow and boring sport where the hardest part is driving


What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.


Where do volkswagens go when they get old?

The old volks home.


Volkswagen announces it will open a facility in Israel to make a new advanced vehicle...

The new models are are so advanced not only will they stop on a dime, they'll actually pick it up.


Volkswagen just introduced a new electric car...

It's called the Volts Wagon.


Since Volkswagen is discontinuing the beetle...

Maybe my dad will stop punching me all the time.


Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines...

...they really took the piss out of clean diesel.


As a Volkswagen Engineer, do you know what really grinds my gears?

The Tiptronic transmission, actually, but I invented these noise cancelling headphones!


Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky...

The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!


Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal

He's got experience with a Total Recall


Call me Volk

because I be swaggin


Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story.


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