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66 volcano jokes and hilarious volcano puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about volcano that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laughter is the best medicine! Take a break from the serious stuff and check out some of the funniest volcano jokes. From Pompeii volcano to lava flow, crater and hutt, these jokes will have everyone rolling in laughter.

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Popular Volcano Short Jokes

Short volcano jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The volcano humour may include short lava jokes also.

  1. The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore... Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
  2. Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives? The United States of America.
  3. I would rather hug an erupting volcano than run away from it. 'cause I' m a lava, not a hata'!
  4. You know, I can't think of many guys who would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring. But Elijah Wood.
  5. Scientists say that the yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption. Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.
  6. What did the Italian volcano say to his girlfriend? I lava you!
  7. Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around? Because he was so magmanimous.
  8. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano? Anakin Skywalker.
    (Happy Geek Pride Day!)
  9. What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano? Baklava.
    (It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)
  10. What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting? Eruptile dysfunction.

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Volcano One Liners

Which volcano one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with volcano? I can suggest the ones about fireplace and mountain.

  1. What is the most dangerous type of canoes? Volcanoes
  2. What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you
  3. I like mountains. But volcanoes are ash holes.
  4. ​Dont kick a volcano you might Krakatoa
  5. Never kick a volcano You might Krakatoa
  6. What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash.
  7. Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction
  8. Why are volcanoes mischievous? Because they erupt to no good.
  9. What do you call it when the rim of a volcano gets all dirty and smelly? Smagma.
  10. The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile.
  11. What do you get when you cross a volcano with a fruit? A lavacado!
  12. My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant
  13. LPT: Never date an active volcano They're just a hot mess.
  14. Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!
  15. What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt

Volcano Erupt Jokes

Here is a list of funny volcano erupt jokes and even better volcano erupt puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • "How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian "I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"
  • A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted... They assured him he would be covered.
  • Volcanoes erupt to no good
  • I had a really hot dream last night... I was in the middle of the desert, high noon, next to an erupting volcano, wearing a parka.
  • What did the volcano say to the other volcano?
    Stop erupting me.
  • How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!*
    heh heh heh...

Dormant Volcano Jokes

Here is a list of funny dormant volcano jokes and even better dormant volcano puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call it when a volcano that can only remain dormant Eruptile dysfunction
  • I knew a guy who liked to explore dormant volcanoes, what an ash hole.
Volcano joke, I knew a guy who liked to explore dormant volcanoes,

Bad Volcano Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad volcano jokes and even better bad volcano puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A cake in an oven Society needs to stop discriminating, we don't question a baker having a cake in the oven but as soon as I put 4 children and 2 horses in a volcano im the bad guy
Volcano joke, A cake in an oven

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about volcano can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of volcano puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Quirky and Hilarious Volcano Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about volcano you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean explosion jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make volcano prank.

An African, a Mexican, and an American...

An african, a mexican, and an american are standing on the edge of a volcano. The african throws a bag of sand in and says: "We have too much of this in my country". the Mexican throws in a burrito and says: "We have too many on these in my country". The American throws the mexican in and says: "we have too many of these..."

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

I think volcanoes are over-reacting

What comes out of a reasonable volcano?

Pragma.

Did you hear about the bird that lost all of its feathers in a volcano?

It was moltin'.

There's a cool sport called Volcano Diving.....

You'll only do it once.

My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom...

I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.

What do you get when you throw a chicken in a volcano?

Baklava

How do you make baklava?

Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

What do you call a mean person who fell in a pit created by a volcano?

Ashhole.

What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom?

Magma.

Why did a hippie head to a volcano?

So he can get himself a lava lamp!

What did a volcano say after eating Taco Bell?

"I think I had a pyroclastic flow in my pants..."

Why was the volcano rude?

It kept interrupting.

Volcano joke, Why was the volcano rude?

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