The Best 49 Volcano Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Volcano jokes. There are some volcano volcanoes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these volcano supremacist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Volcano Jokes and Puns

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?


Volcano joke, What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

An African, a Mexican, and an American...

An african, a mexican, and an american are standing on the edge of a volcano. The african throws a bag of sand in and says: "We have too much of this in my country". the Mexican throws in a burrito and says: "We have too many on these in my country". The American throws the mexican in and says: "we have too many of these..."

The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now...

But everything around it is Chile.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Volcano joke, What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

I think volcanoes are over-reacting

Volcanoes erupt to no good

What do you get when you cross a Classical German composer with an erupting volcano?


(It came to me in a dream last night. I dunno man..)

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What comes out of a reasonable volcano?


Did you hear about the bird that lost all of its feathers in a volcano?

It was moltin'.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

There's a cool sport called Volcano Diving.....

You'll only do it once.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker.

(Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Volcano joke, What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Is the volcano mean or nice?

He was mean because he interrupts. (Courtesy of a family member - Benjamin)

My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed...


Have you heard about the world's shortest active volcano?

They say that mountain ain't that Taal

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What did the volcano say after 3 years in Bangkok?

Me lava you long time.

My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment more in the bedroom...

I don't know why she got so mad when I put my baking soda and vinegar volcano next to the nightstand.

The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore...

Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano

How do volcanoes reproduce?

By making lava.

I had a really hot dream last night...

I was in the middle of the desert, high noon, next to an erupting volcano, wearing a parka.

Sex with me is like a volcano...

you know it's going to burn.

What do you get when you throw a chicken in a volcano?


How do you make baklava?

Take a chicken and drop it in a volcano.

My most prized possession is a genuine traditional coffee pot hand crafted in an artisanal workshop on the slopes of a Mexican volcano.

It's a proper Popocatepetl kettle.

What do you call a mean person who fell in a pit created by a volcano?


"How much longer are we going to have endure this erupting volcano full of hot air and gas" asked the Hawaiian

"I don't know, but turn off Twitter for a short term solution"

This year's Comic-Con will be hosted in Hawaii

in the hopes that sacrificing a few virgins will appease the angry volcano god.

What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

What does baby volcano say to his volcano mom?


What do you call it when the rim of a volcano gets all dirty and smelly?


What did the Romantic Hurricane say to the sheep covered volcano?

Eye Lava Ewe

What did the Italian volcano say to his girlfriend?

I lava you!

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

A lava rock quit his job at the volcano today

Said they took him for granite.

What do you call it when a volcano that can only remain dormant

Eruptile dysfunction

A man phoned to find out whether he could get insurance if the nearby volcano erupted...

They assured him he would be covered.

A cake in an oven

Society needs to stop discriminating, we don't question a baker having a cake in the oven but as soon as I put 4 children and 2 horses in a volcano im the bad guy

Scientists say that the Yellowstone super-volcano is overdue for an eruption.

Apparently the volcano has eruptile dysfunction.

Why did a hippie head to a volcano?

So he can get himself a lava lamp!

Donald Trump and Joe Biden are on a plane heading straight towards a volcano. Who survives?

The United States of America.

Never kick a volcano

You might Krakatoa

​Dont kick a volcano

you might Krakatoa

You know, I can't think of many guys who would walk all the way to a volcano to get rid of a ring.

But Elijah Wood.

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