The Best 5 Volatile Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Volatile jokes. There are some volatile magnesium jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these volatile unpredictable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Volatile Jokes and Puns

What is the most volatile state? Solid, liquid or gaseous?

Islamic State.

What fills the entire volume of its container and may become volatile and explosive when compressed?

NYC subway commuters.

I was ridiculed by some miscreants at the Halloween party for my Helium atom costume,..

... but I was too noble to react to such petty volatile elements.

I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!!

I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile.

My girlfriend is like bitcoin

Very volatile


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the volatile container jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working volatile sulfur piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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