Void Jokes
26 void jokes and hilarious void puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about void that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article explores the concept of void jokes - a sense of humour that relies on making connections between seemingly disparate concepts. Void jokes are said to be inspired by void elves, who draw connections between distant places, such as Jupiter and the Void. Discover how void jokes bridge the gap between two otherwise disparate worlds.
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Funniest Void Short Jokes
Short void jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The void humour may include short empty jokes also.
- Me: "i'm terrified of those big empty spaces people yell into." Therapist: "A void."
Me: "Good advice, thank you." - She said, "boy, I know you got ulterior motives. You can't fool me." I told her, "nah, girl I got one clear motive." ^to fill this ever-deepening void of loneliness.
- You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing.
- First program in C \#include
void main()
{
printf("Hello beautiful");
}
Output: "Hello Bro, I have a boyfriend" - Do you guys know the difference between "girlfriend" and "girl friend?" ... that little empty void in the middle..
Known as the "friend zone" .. - A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters under the weight of infinite potential punchlines.
He tumbles through the void among the shards of broken reality.
This is the worst joke. - What's the difference between a poorly designed user interface and Georges Perec's novel A Void? One is known for a lack of ease of use and the other for a lack of use of e's!
- My girlfriend is like a void function No matter how many times I call her I never get anything of value in return.
- What's the difference between Hillary Clinton's email and a black hole One is an endless void of nothingness, the other is a black hole.
- Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter? Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
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Void One Liners
Which void one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with void? I can suggest the ones about blank and neutral.
- People think being a programmer is super exciting But sometimes it's just null and void.
- I created a wormhole, but it doesn't work. Now it's just something to a-void.
- here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing.
- Every function without you will always be void of love.
- Have you heard about the guy named Void? They call him Cash
- The man who coined the term 'void'... ...is called a genius for nothing.
Call Void Jokes
Here is a list of funny call void jokes and even better call void puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative. It's called the customer support.
Amusing Void Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about void you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dummy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make void pranks.
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
A man woke up sobbing
"The world is a cruel uncaring void!" he cried. "Pleasure is fleeting but pain is eternal! Hope is a mirage! What cruel God made this reality!?"
Next to him, his wife stirred.
"Oh honey...is it Monday already...?"
My fiancee and I have matching engraved wedding bands ready for the wedding!
Inscription reads: waranty void if removed
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What do you call a statistically significant amount of u**... enough to give you the urge to void?
the p-value
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Ghandi was a what?
So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.
First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.
Secondly his diet was completely void of calcium sources which led to osteoporosis.
He was also a very spiritual man., and some might say he had supernatural powers.
Lastly, and probably the least known trivia about him was he abhorred brushing his teeth.
When his attending physician was asked for a summary of his health, the answer was none too obvious.
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He's a super calloused fragile mystic with n**... halitosis.
