The Best 9 Voicemail Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voicemail jokes. There are some voicemail caller jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voicemail calls puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Voicemail Jokes and Puns

What do girls with a daddy kink call their real dad?

Nothing, it goes straight to voicemail.

My girlfriend's cellphone service sucks!

Eight days ago when she said, "We're breaking up," the call ended, and it's
gone straight to voicemail ever since.

Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

So they can hear someone say "no missed calls"

Voicemail joke, Why will all of the referees check their voicemail immediately after the Super Bowl?

My mum was rushed to hospital so I left a voicemail for my dad. "Dad, can you call me urgently?"

I got a phone call from him, "Hi Urgently"

Why do phones have Voicemail?

Because voicefemail would take days to listen to...


Sometimes I think I've missed my calling.

Luckly for me I have voicemail.

Your assistant says you have a voicemail from a music producer

The DJ Khaled

Voicemail joke, Your assistant says you have a voicemail from a music producer

Yo Mama so stupid...

she yelled into a mailbox and thought she was sending a voicemail!

My grandfather always lets his phone, dubbed freedom, go to voicemail

He lets freedom ring

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the voicemail golfers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working voicemail phone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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