The Best 15 Voic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Voic jokes. There are some voic dictaphone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these voic ass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Voic Jokes and Puns

The Voice

A guy decides to go ice fishing. He goes out on the ice and begins cutting a hole to drop his line through. Suddenly a loud, booming voice speaks from far above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."⁠

Somewhat spooked, he moves to another spot and tries again. Once again, the deep voice from above: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

⁠Now the guy is thoroughly frightened. He looks up timidly and asks, "Is that you, Lord??"⁠ The voice replies, "NO! THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"

The Voice Coach

Voice Coach: "Let's start with a scale."

Student: "Do, re, muuuhh, fa, so, la, ti, doooh!"

Voice Coach: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't take that tone with mi!"

The voice command system of my driverless car stopped working days ago.

It goes without saying..

Voic joke, The voice command system of my driverless car stopped working days ago.

Little Voice

"Doctor! My wife has lost her voice. What can I do to help her get it back!"
"Try coming home at 3 in the morning."

I want my voice to be heard

But I sound Indian...


My wife's voice always gets deeper after sex

She looks at herself in the mirror and thinks she's an eight but really she's a tenor.

I know this voice-over actress whose specialty is cartoon women who've just seen a mouse.

She 'eeks' out a living.

Voic joke, I know this voice-over actress whose specialty is cartoon women who've just seen a mouse.

What's it like to have voices in your head?

I hear you ask.

Why does the donkey's voice sound bad?

Because it's a little hoarse.

Are voice notes left on seen or on heard?

I think the voice AI on my graphics tablet is broken

I say "Cock-a-doodle-do" and it draws me a dirty picture

You can explore voic telephone reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean voic offend dad jokes. There are also voic puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask...

The voices in my head told me to kill

The voices in my head told me to kill.

So I killed the voices in my head.

Now I don't have anyone to talk to.

Your voice reminds me of a fart.

It smells and nobody likes it.

The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year...

I guess his number was up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the voic phone jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working voic read piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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