Vocal Jokes

Funniest Vocal Short Jokes

Short vocal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vocal humour may include short vowel jokes also.

1. My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
2. Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak for themselves.
3. Snoop Dogg goes to a vocal coach The coach asks him "Can you sing very high?"
   Snoop says "I can't sing if I'm not."
4. Scientists have accidentally created immortal frogs While running experiments, they decided to cut some of the frogs vocal cords.
   Ever since then, the frogs just wont croak
5. Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy? He's doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.
6. Doctor: Did you know that you have trouble vocalizing your emotions? Man: Can't say that I'm surprised.
7. Sam had amazing vocal skills, but was in doubt of them all the time. He got himself to sign up to a Talent Show for the first time. And finally in front of all the people Samsung
8. I've had a tonsillectomy last week but the doctor accidentaly removed my vocal cords. I can't say how angry I am.
9. Did you know Gary Oldman missed out on being the voice of iPhone because his vocal tone was too intense? He took the role too Siriusly.
10. Choirs tend to be less picky when auditioning basses, since there aren't as many of them Just another example of special treatment for vocal minorities

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Vocal One Liners

Which vocal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vocal? I can suggest the ones about verbal and voice.

1. The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged I was speechless
2. What do you get when you perform a bad vocal solo to a crowd of mosquitoes? Malaria.
3. Lately my self esteem has been so low... Even in the shower I sing backup vocals.
4. Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws.
5. Vocal fry is no joke. Remember, those people in California are suffering from a drought!
6. Did the Drake's vocals come in yet? Chill chill everything's top secret my brother
7. What do YOU call a dog with NO vocal cords?!? A hushky!!!
8. Why is it important to listen to music without vocals? It's instrumental.
9. What do you call an unselfish vocal sound? A humble grumble^^My ^^life ^^is ^^failure
10. What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice? Yoda-ling
11. Which Muslim singer has the highest vocal range? Sharia Carey
12. Which singer had the best vocal range? Kurt Cobain, he could really hit the high notes.

Vocal Cords Jokes

Here is a list of funny vocal cords jokes and even better vocal cords puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the rooster who had surgery on his vocal cords He's cockadoodledoing alright now

Vocal Chords Jokes

Here is a list of funny vocal chords jokes and even better vocal chords puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Buddy Holly retire from the music industry in 1959? His vocal chords were damaged in an accident.

Quirky and Hilarious Vocal Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about vocal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean acoustic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vocal pranks.