Vocabulary Jokes
43 vocabulary jokes and hilarious vocabulary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vocabulary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you want to learn English vocabulary with hilariously fun jokes? From nouns to dictate, this article provides the best jokes to help you become a vocabulary ninja. With a high vocabulary, you could even impress your friends with your language skills. Learn how it's done!
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Funniest Vocabulary Short Jokes
Short vocabulary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vocabulary humour may include short dictionary jokes also.
- what do you call the situation when you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them? Byelingual.
- My girlfriend broke up with me because of my lack of vocabulary … What's that even supposed to mean?
- It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words antidote and anecdote, one of my best friends would still be alive.
- Thank you President Trump.. ..for improving my vocabulary. I would have never known the meaning of sedition, insurrection, quid pro quo, colluding, etc without you!
- I was invited to Broadway show called Vocabulary and I had to go. I never pass up a good play on words.
- What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question, a superfluously expanded vocabulary, and a blatant disregard for previously established axioms? A punchline.
- I speak two languages but am starting to lose vocabulary in one of them You could say I'm byelingual.
- English is a tough language... It's known for beating up other languages in dark alleys for little more than spare grammar and loose vocabulary.
- How did Donald Trump won with his poor vocabulary? He's the only candidate that America finally understands..
- The Japanese language doesn't have the sound "th" in its vocabulary It can make things difficult to pronounce.
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Vocabulary One Liners
Which vocabulary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vocabulary? I can suggest the ones about thesaurus and dictionary definition.
- Which dinosaur has the largest vocabulary? Thesaurus
- My vocabulary is so poor... I can not express it in words.
- what do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? a thesaurus
- Use 3 words to describe your vocabulary Limited
- What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes? A LexiCon
- I don't like being ridiculed for having a bad vocabulary. It makes me indigenous.
- Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is
- What dinosaur has the best vocabulary? The bronthesaurus.
- When you speak two language but start losing both vocabulary in both of them Byelingual
- What do you call the vocabulary dinosaur? The Thesaurus Rex!
- Someone once complimented me for my really poor vocabulary. I was at a loss of words.
- I like girls with an imperfect vocabulary. They don'e know hot to say no.
- What you call someone losing vocabulary in two languages he knows? Byelingual.
- Not only is my vocabulary terrible But it's also terrible.
- What kind of dinosaur insults your vocabulary? A Thesaurus.
Charming Humor Vocabulary Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about vocabulary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean english dictionary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vocabulary pranks.
My dad told me this is why different branches of the military have so much trouble communicating.
They all have different vocabulary. For instance; "Secure that building."
Tell a marine that and he'll go kill everyone inside.
Tell a soldier and he'll put up razor wire, sandbags, and machine gun nests.
Tell a sailor and he'll go in and close and lock all the windows and doors.
Tell an airman and he will take out a lease with an option to buy.
So there's this man with a parrot.
And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a p**.... He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the t**..., shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "That's it. I'll get you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet.
This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer.
For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly goes very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot.
Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
Fun guy helping daughter prep for her science test
Last night I pulled a classic dad joke on my daughter. Normally this would make anyone groan but because my daughter is cool like me she loved it.
We were studying for her science vocabulary test. When we came to the word organism
she said:
Any living thing. Like an animal, plant or fungi
I said:
You know people think I'm a fun guy (fungi)
(Pause) she looks at me….
Her:
Oh I get it! then we laugh as she explains the joke I made. She's 9.
Classic… My daughter is going to make a great dad one day…
You all like dinosaurs...right?
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
***A thesaurus***
Morris says to his teenage daughter "There are two words I'd like you to drop from your vocabulary. One is "awesome" and the other is "g**...."
"OK" she replies, "what are they?"
Foul mouthed parrot
An old woman has a pet parrot with a filthy vocabulary. She warns him again and again to clean up his language. He just replies, "S\*!#w You, you old B\*\^$h.
So she grabs him and sticks him in the fridge to teach him a lesson.
As the poor parrot is there in the fridge, getting colder and colder, he spots a chicken, plucked and ready for the oven. He exclaims, "Holy s**...! What did you say to her"!
A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian, "The book I borrowed last week was just awful. It had absolutely no plot, and the vocabulary was too complex!"
The librarian calls into the back room, "Hey, we found the lady who took our dictionary!"
A kid gets out of his seat to leave class
"I'll be right back."
He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."
He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."
She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"
"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."
Can you use urinate in a sentance?
A teacher is going over a vocabulary lesson with her class. She asked if they can use the word urinate in a sentance to show they know what it means. Tommy raises his hand and says "teacher before bed every night I have to urinate" the teacher says "very good tommy,, anyone else?" Billy raises his hand and promptly gets called on. He says "teacher, *you're an 8* but if you had bigger b**... you'd be a 10"
Why do you keep saying flail?
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary.
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Overheard on the train.
