Vivid Jokes
15 vivid jokes and hilarious vivid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about vivid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Vivid Short Jokes
Short vivid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vivid humour may include short colourful jokes also.
- The Mandela Effect walks into a bar But I vividly remember him walking into a grocery store...
- What do you call it when you vividly remember eating Crepes in Hanoi, like you were right back there? Vietnam Flapjacks.
- You may not believe this . . . But not more than fifteen minutes ago, I heard a rather detailed account of the whole story. So yes, I do actually recall the *most famous reindeer* of all. Vividly.
- Did you know that cucumbers are good for your memory ? Because I got one stuck in my a**... a couple years ago and me, my family and doctor still remember it vividly
- Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The o**...'.
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Vivid One Liners
Which vivid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vivid? I can suggest the ones about colorful and livid.
- Just woke up from a dream about Roman numerals 5, 4, 1, and 500. It was VIVID.
- I have the most vivid memories from my infancy They're the breast.
- What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory? Her first period on the ice.
- The darkest clouds makes the most vivid rainbows And black guys are the best g**...
Giggle-Inducing Vivid Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about vivid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean painted bright jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vivid pranks.
Three guys in a bed....
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a h**...!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
Three guys on a road trip.
It's late at night and they need a place to sleep. The only hotel that has a room has one double bed. So, they take it. In the night, the guy on one side wakes up, saying "I just had the most vivid dream that I was getting a h**...". The guy on the other side wakes and says "me too!" The guy in the middle wakes up and says "I just dreamed I was skiing".
Lucky Number 7
I had a vivid dream of the number 7, just a giant 7... and when I woke up, it was 7:00... so I get up and decide to go to the track, because I like to play the ponies.. and I get a cab, and the cab pulls up, and it's number 7... so I get to the track and I ask what I owe, and it was $7.77... I go in through gate 7 and the only booth open is the 7th. I look at the board and in the 7th race there's a horse named Lucky Number 7 and his odds are 77/1. So I put $700 on him... and believe it not... he came in 7th.
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Three business men share a hotel room but there's only one bed
When they wake in the morning the one on the left says "I had a vivid dream I had s**... with a beautiful blond." The one on the right says "I had a vivid dream I had s**... with a beautiful brunette." The one in the middle says "I had a dream I was skiing."
3 skiers
3 skiers arrive at the lodge to find there is only one room available. They reluctantly accept, and find that it has only one bed. Come time to sleep they agree to share the bed.
The next morning the 3 awake to which says, "last night I had the most vivid dream that I was getting a h**...." Another replies, "I had a dream like that too." And the third simply says, "huh, I dreamed I was skiing."
A Finnish WWII air force verteran was about to give a talk to an American high school.
He was stereotypically Nordic: pale skin, fair hair, and a heavy accent.
He introduced himself and began with a vivid description of his first dogfight in the Lapland War. "Literally the moment after we take off and got through the fog we saw them. Eight pesky Fokkers were spread out and firing in front of me and my buddies. We had to go in defense position and try to outflank them, but they got flight leader. On second approach we shot a few down and dispersed the rest. On third approach I shot two Fokkers down, but another one got me in the rudder. I went into tail spin and had to bail out. Luckily the f**...-"
The principal of the school suddenly interjected, as at this point nearly everyone was laughing. "Now, students, please be respectful of our guest and where he is from. As some of you may know, a Fokker," the principal said slowly, carefully pronouncing the word, "is a type of German fighter plane used in World War II. There is no need to-"
The Finn had to interrupt, "Excuse me Mr. Principal, actually Fokker is Dutch. We were shooting down Messerschmitts."
Three guys go on a skiing trip.
The lodge they check into only has one room available, so they decide to all sleep in the same bed. They go skiing and have a lot of fun, and come back to the lodge and go to bed.
The next day the guy who slept on the right side of the bed said, I had the most vivid dream that I was getting a h**... last night! The guy who slept on the left side said, That's incredible, I had the same exact dream!
The guy who slept in the middle said, That's funny, I had a dream I was skiing.
