The Best 8 Vivid Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Vivid jokes. There are some vivid bright jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vivid expressions puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Vivid Jokes and Puns
Three guys in a bed....
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
[NSFW] Three guys go to a ski lodge. There aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed for the night.
In the morning, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "Last night I had the wildest, most vivid dream that I was getting a handjob!"
The guy on the left wakes up and says, "That's incredible. I had the excact same dream!"
The guy in the middle wakes up last and says, "Boy, I'm really excited to hit the slopes. Last night I had the most realistic dream that I was skiing!"
Three guys on a road trip.
It's late at night and they need a place to sleep. The only hotel that has a room has one double bed. So, they take it. In the night, the guy on one side wakes up, saying "I just had the most vivid dream that I was getting a handjob". The guy on the other side wakes and says "me too!" The guy in the middle wakes up and says "I just dreamed I was skiing".
Three business men share a hotel room but there's only one bed
When they wake in the morning the one on the left says "I had a vivid dream I had sex with a beautiful blond." The one on the right says "I had a vivid dream I had sex with a beautiful brunette." The one in the middle says "I had a dream I was skiing."
I have the most vivid memories from my infancy
They're the breast.
3 skiers
3 skiers arrive at the lodge to find there is only one room available. They reluctantly accept, and find that it has only one bed. Come time to sleep they agree to share the bed.
The next morning the 3 awake to which says, "last night I had the most vivid dream that I was getting a handjob." Another replies, "I had a dream like that too." And the third simply says, "huh, I dreamed I was skiing."
Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture.
It will be called 'The Orifice'.
What is a female hockey player's most vivid memory?
Her first period on the ice.
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We suggest to use only working vivid diverse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.