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Why did Vivaldi die poor?
Because he was baroque.
There was a...
...Englishman, a Frenchman, an Indian, a Mexican, and a Texan in the Airborne. The Englishman yells, Long live the Queen! and jumps out. The Frenchman yells, Viva la France! and jumps out. The Indian yells, Geronimo! and jumps out. The Texan then yells, Remember the Alamo! and pushes the Mexican out.
Why was Vivaldi always asking for money?
Because he was Baroque
Why couldn't Vivaldi play medieval music?
Because his violin was Baroque
"Meow" said the cat. "Bhau" said the dog.
" " said the student in viva.
A Texan, a Mexican, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are on a plane.
The pilot says we only have one parachute, and we're overweight, 3 of you must jump.
The Frenchman steps up first. Viva la France! and he jumps out of the plane.
The Englishman, not wanting to be shown up by a Frenchman, then says Long live the queen! and jumps out of the plane.
Now with just the Texan and the Mexican left, they both approach the door.
The Mexican, nervous and shaking, says I must, for I want people to respect my homeland.
The Texan grabs him by the shoulders and says Remember the Alamo! and shoves him out of the plane.
Mile High Club
Airplane pilot comes on the intercom and says "folks, to save the lives of the other 127 people on this plane, 3 of you will have to jump."
Everyone looks around and finally a Frenchman stands up and says "in the name of France, I'll jump. Viva la France!" And he jumps out of the plane.
Next minute an Englishman stands up and says "in the name of England, I'll jump. God save the queen!" And he jumps.
Finally, a big guy stands up and says "I'm from Texas. And in the name of Texas..." he walks to the back of the plane, picks up a Mexican, and throws him from the plane. "Remember the Alamo."
Worst part is, poor little guy was Hawaiian.
Every examiner during viva is like , " You know nothing Jon Snow ".
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