Vitamin Jokes

Funniest Vitamin Short Jokes

Short vitamin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The vitamin humour may include short supplement jokes also.

1. From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
   A: You can't hear a vita-min.
2. My doctor must be a very visual person, Whenever I have a cold he holds out my medication and says "vitamins, see".
3. If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
4. What's the best vitamin for friendship? B1
   Shout out to the random guy on the street that told me this joke!
5. What's the difference between Vitamin C and your mother's sister wetting her pants? One's an antioxidant and the other's an auntie accident.
6. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin
   
   -RIP Benny Hill
7. Everyone knows you synthesize vitamin D from UV rays and that's fine... So how come whenever I say, "I love getting the D from my sun," people always freak out?
8. Why did the Germans have a vitamin C deficiency during World War II? All the juice was put in concentrate camps
9. What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
10. Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness? He was too super fish oil.

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Vitamin One Liners

Which vitamin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with vitamin? I can suggest the ones about vegetable and minerals.

1. What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I've never heard a vitamin.
2. How do pirates relieve themselves of scurvy? Vitamin Sea
3. B5, B12, C, And E show up at your door... Whattya do? In-Vitamin
4. What's the the best vitamin for making friends? B1
5. What's the best vitamin for cancer patients? B9
6. My nutritionist showed up at my door unannounced! I didn't 'vitamin.
7. It's the cold and flu time of year Or as I like to call it, Vitamin C-son.
8. I thought my vitamin might be cancerous Fortunately, the tests showed it was B-9
9. A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1
10. I discovered the cure for blindness. Vitamin See
11. Dating is like vitamins If you don't go outside much you won't get the D.
12. Why don't snakes like Vitamin C? Because it's an anti-hisstamine.
13. What's the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't hear a vitamin.
14. What's a Canadian's favorite vitamin? Eh
15. What is the best vitamin for a Christian? B1

Vitamin C Jokes

Here is a list of funny vitamin c jokes and even better vitamin c puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a vitamin that improves your eyesight? Vitamin c.
• Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha
• I would like vitamins for my son, a mother said. Vitamin A, B or C? the pharmacist asked. It doesn't matter, the mother replied. He can't read yet.
• do you like vitamin C? then you should head out to the ocean
• A new study concluded that blind people cannot eat oranges. They can't process vitamin C.
• The education system I would like vitamins for my son, a mother said. Vitamin  A, B or C? the pharmacist asked. It doesn't matter, the mother replied. He can't read yet.
• orange juice just flew into my eye now I can't vitamin-C
• Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
• What happens when a computer doesn't get enough vitamin C? It turns into a scurver!
• What did John Cena say to his multivitamin? You can't vitamin c me ""✋""

Vitamin D Jokes

Here is a list of funny vitamin d jokes and even better vitamin d puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Sunlight What does the doctor recommend you take if you have a Vitamin D deficiency?
  Some sunlight
  What does the doctor recommend you take if you have too much Vitamin D?
  Some Sun-Lite
• Which vitamine are feminists missing? D
• My Doctor said I needed more Vitamin D and Iron in my Diet So now I blow Iron Man on the reg.
• What do you say when you don't have enough vitamin D? Vitamin d-ficient.
• Why did the girl want to go outside. She wanted the Vitamin D
• Q: Why was the lesbian sick?
  A: She was lacking vitamin D.
• Why do old pornstars end up looking so worn-out and leathery? They took too much Vitamin D.
• What's a gay person's favourite vitamin? Vitamin D
• My lesbian friend is very ill… It seems she's lacking vitamin D.
• Bisexual m3n are like the sun.... they give everybody vitamin D.
  Sorry

Vitamin B Jokes

Here is a list of funny vitamin b jokes and even better vitamin b puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the tumor's favorite vitamin? It's B-9.
• I made this. When you think about it, it is kind of silly that honey contains B vitamins.
• Breaking News: New study finds l**... have vitamin deficiency. Vitamin A and B seem to be regular but they don't seem to be getting enough D.

Vitamin Sea Jokes

Here is a list of funny vitamin sea jokes and even better vitamin sea puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Pirates didn't want the fountain of youth, they wanted a cure to scurvy A vitamin sea
• All i need is vitamin sea.
• Why do whales have really good immune systems? They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
• Why should sailors eat crabapples? For the vitamin sea.

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What funny jokes about vitamin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hormone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make vitamin pranks.