The Best 22 Vital Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Vital jokes. There are some vital conceal jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these vital essential puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Vital Jokes and Puns

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it's strange that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs."

It would be like if we called a city "Liver Pool."

Statistics are like bikinis.

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Edit- This is a famous quote by Aaron Levenstein. A Professor told this to a friend.

A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes

An mp5 hits your vital organs.

Vital joke, A mp3 hits your ears a mp4 hits your eyes

Statistics is like a bikini on a beautiful woman...

... what it reveals is exciting; what it hides is vital.

A woman drives a car

A blonde woman drives a car and hits a cop. She stops and checks if he's still alive, no vital signs. Panicked, she calls the emergency service.



W: *Hello, is this 911?*



D: *Yes, this is 911, what's your emergency?*



W: *You're now 910.*


A woman is in a coma and her nurses are giving her a sponge bath

They notice when they get near her lower area that her vital signs improve a little. They think oral sex may bring her out of her coma. They go in the waiting room and tell her husband their theory and assure him they will have complete privacy. The nurses leave and come back 15 minutes later and the woman is flat-lined. What happened?? Yelled the nurse. Her husband replies, I don't know...I think she choked.

The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones.

Not only will they be used in Recon and Combat missions but they will have the ability to drop vital equipment onto the battlefield.

They will have the element of supplies.

Vital joke, The Chinese have successfully tested their new Stealth Drones.

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

In the Cars movie series, they have a place called Radiator Springs.

Now, radiators are vital components in cars, so I find it's a very weird name decision for a city.

Its like calling a human city "Liver pool".

My fave pickup line as a gay man...

Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me.

Statistics are like bikinis....

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

You can explore vital bodily reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean vital pneis dad jokes. There are also vital puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


As a vet, attention to detail is vital.

However, attention to de rest of de animal is important too.

A woman drags her husband to the doctor,

He's been complaining for weeks about a sore stomach. The doc gives the man a full workover and deduces he is missing a vital enzyme mainly found in dog food. Reluctantly they agree to put him on the pet food diet to save his life.

A week later the doc sees her walking the street and asks how he's doing. "He's dead" She replies. The doc is understandably upset "How, dog food is not toxic?" She wipes a tear and says "He was hit by a car in the middle of the road licking his genitals"

Proof-reading is vital - for example, you may accidentally type "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse."

When in reality, all you did was sit and watch.

What's the similarity between the police and a bikini?

What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

So a dad and his son go into a bar...

His son is literally only a head (doesn't need vital organs to live in this joke)
Sons birthday so the dad buys him a shot
Son takes shot and boom he becomes a full bodied functional man
Dad is so happy he says shots all around
The son takes another shot and dies
Dad is now crying hysterically
Bartender says
Kid should've stopped while he was ahead.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Vital joke, So a dad and his son go into a bar...

Vital organ donors never laugh at my jokes.

It's as if they have no heart.

Two detectives are at a crime scene.

They locate a briefcase that is vital evidence to the investigation.

One of the detectives says to the other "It's an open-and-shut case".

Why is a miniskirt like a political campaign?

What they reveal is interesting, but what they conceal is vital - and they both usually have a c**t in their center.


How does a baby survive being delivered?

Isn't it a vital organ?

What Vitalik said to Vlad afther Edcon?

Proof of Sssssssnake

So this bloke pulled a vital organ out of my chest ...

and chucked it into a pond. My heart sank.organ out of my chest and chucked it into a pond.

My heart sank.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the vital internal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working vital decisive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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