Visually Jokes
34 visually jokes and hilarious visually puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about visually that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make them smile: Discover how visually impaired people can still appreciate and enjoy jokes – even those with a lewd sense of humor. Get ready to discover how the visually impaired can still get a good laugh with their friends, from puns to jokey one-liners.
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Funniest Visually Short Jokes
Short visually jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The visually humour may include short visibly jokes also.
- A man who passes away leaves $125 million to help the visually impaired. They never found it.
- Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
- I was seeing this h**... about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
- Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired.
- My doctor must be a very visual person, Whenever I have a cold he holds out my medication and says "vitamins, see".
- What would be the best way to visually depict the number of nightclubs in my city? I'm thinking I should use a bar graph.
- I created a presentation on my computer but didn't use password protection... Now it has visual aids.
- What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component? This guy!
- I'm visually impaired and the other day I decided to go to the shop I walked into the shop
and then I went inside. - I don't understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077 It's just your character's cyberoptics malfunctioning.
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Visually One Liners
Which visually one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with visually? I can suggest the ones about verbally and emotionally.
- Did you know there was a cult for visually impaired? They follow their leader blindly
- Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
- I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic
- What has two eyes but can't see? A visually handicapped person.
- "I've got a visual lock on sandwiches" Where?
"1 o'clock"
1 o'clock?! I'm hungry now! - I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them.
- Why was the visually-impared german killed by the allies? Because he was a not-see
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- Magic Johnson walks into the mirror portion of a fun house... Visual Aids.
- What's good about aphantasia? I literally can't visualize it.
- What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI
- Here's a shout out to visually impaired prostitutes You gotta hand it to them
- Sometimes people ask me to visualize my project plans.... But I Gantt even.
- Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
- Why do people get a red eye after giving a presentation? Because they have visual aids.
Visually Impaired Jokes
Here is a list of funny visually impaired jokes and even better visually impaired puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If you're ever unsure, ask a visually impaired person with Tourette Syndrome for advice. They will swear blind by it.
- I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught... Luckily they turned a blind eye.
- Today's meeting for visually impaired psychics has been cancelled...
due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Great Visually Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about visually you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make visually pranks.
Letter Z getting removed Joke
After carefully considering and debating the matter for over two years, the Engwish Wanguage Centwaw Commission (EWCC) came to the concwusion that the letter Z should be remowed from the Engwish alphabet.
zero becomes xero
zoo is now xoo
visualize becomes visualise
analyze becomes analyse
zodiac is now xodiac
A married couple is getting ready to go out for the evening. The husband is in the shower and the wife is just getting out of the bathtub when the doorbell rings.
The wife hurriedly wraps herself in a towel and answers the door. It's their neighbor, Bob. Bob looks at the wife, who is quite beautiful, and says, I'll give you $800 to let that towel drop. The wife thinks about if for a bit, then lets the towel fall. Bob gives her a thorough visual inspection, then reaches into his wallet and hands her $800. She goes back inside. Who was at the door, honey? asks the husband. Oh, it was our neighbor Bob, she says. Great, says the husband. Did he happen to mention the $800 he owes me?
The toilet brush
A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.
The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."
The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.
The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"
"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"
Exams
A beautiful young woman, about to undergo a minor operation, is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her n**... body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination. When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently, "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?"
He shrugs and says, "Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We're just here to paint the halls."
A blonde girl is eating an ice-cream
Her friend tells her : "You have ice-cream on your cheek".
The blonde girl starts to rub her left cheek. "No the other way".
She puts a finger in her mouth and rubs. "Hij it gonhe ?"
(sorry, it's more a visual joke)
Picture this: you go to a urologist's office, and along with all their other patients, you contribute a u**... sample. The doctor puts everyone's sample bottles in a little machine that spins them around really fast. Congratulations! You've just...
visualized whirled pees.
