The Best 16 Visually Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Visually jokes. There are some visually vision jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these visually examiner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Visually Jokes and Puns

A man who passes away leaves $125 million to help the visually impaired.

They never found it.

The toilet brush

A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various pricepoints. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one.

The next day the man is back at the store. "Were you unhappy with your purchase?" asks the shopkeeper. "We have other models that might work better."

The man agrees and buys a little more expensive one.

The next day the man is back yet again. The shopkeeper, visually puzzled on how a toilet brush can be such a big deal, asks "What's the matter, didn't like the new one either?"

"Well" replies the man. "To be honest it *was* pretty effective. But I gotta say, I prefer toilet paper!"

I did bad and I should feel bad

What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people?

Horizontal blinds.

Visually joke, I did bad and I should feel bad

Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them.

I know life is tough for the visually impaired.


A beautiful young woman, about to undergo a minor operation, is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination. When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently, "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?"

He shrugs and says, "Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We're just here to paint the halls."

I'm visually impaired and the other day I decided to go to the shop

I walked into the shop

and then I went inside.

What has two eyes but can't see?

A visually handicapped person.

Visually joke, What has two eyes but can't see?

Bugs Bunny walks into a hospital

He asks his doctor What's up, doc?

The doctor replies Your blood pressure, Bugs.

And if I don't get it sorted out?

The doctor, visually distraught, answers: That's all, folks.

Why was the visually-impared german killed by the allies?

Because he was a not-see

Here's a shout out to visually impaired prostitutes

You gotta hand it to them

Today's meeting for visually impaired psychics

has been cancelled...

due to unforeseen circumstances.

We assure you this issue will be **raised** in our next newsletter.

You can explore visually lewd reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean visually conveyor dad jokes. There are also visually puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

If you're ever unsure, ask a visually impaired person with Tourette Syndrome for advice.

They will swear blind by it.

The other day, I was looking for mirrors in the furniture store and none of them looked visually appealing.

No wonder girls don't want to date me.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you?

Forget flat Earth; every single planet in the solar system is flat!

Get over it--they're all visually disk-shaped!

I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught...

Luckily they turned a blind eye.

Visually joke, I used to sell drugs to kids at the school for the visually impaired until I was caught...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the visually symbols jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working visually limestone piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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